Wow. A lot of those videos are so hard to watch. The Ashlee Simpson one is HILARIOUS though. Here's a classic that I think we've all seen at one point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mB8rpjh-Vw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mB8rpjh-Vw
Metal Fail.
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Is this guy being serious? :eek:
Winger
I worked Ozzfest several times while it was still around, and some of the bands that we had on the second stage were just shameful! The highlight, though, was a band in '06 that for some reason thought they were Ozzfest-worthy, and some dipshit booker thought the same thing. The sounded like a cross between Incubus and Dave Matthews. Needless to say, 2 minutes into their 25-minute set they were loudly getting booed by the crowd. They toughed it out for 15 minutes, then cut their set short and walked off the stage, to the audience's loud applause.
I'm a metalhead as well, this thread is about having sense of humor about ourselves.
I've been reading some comments above about what is metal or not and
that was not the intention of this thread.
Don't be close-minded!!
Have some sense of humor!!
I'm a metalhead as well, this thread is about of having sense of humor about ourselves.
I've been reading some comments above about what is metal or not and
that was not the intention of this thread.
Don't be close-minded!!
Have some sense of humor!!
Metal is serious business.
You're not picking up the satire here at all, are you? lol. :wave:
*Takes Modest Mouse out of his CD drive and exchanges it for Meshuggah. Cranks the volume... yells over the music*
LAMB OF GOD FAILS! ....IS THAT BETTER!?
This is too good to pass up too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5NSvtWirS4
Oh how I love that video. It always cracks me up that Immortal is on there TWICE LOL.
Speaking of Immortal, one of my friends posted pics of a cookie that he made to look like Abbath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5NSvtWirS4
Oh how I love that video.
It always cracks me up that Immortal is on there TWICE LOL.Speaking of Immortal, one of my friends posted pics of a cookie that he made to look like Abbath.
Sorry for the double post, but I felt it needed a bump. Here's a video of a guy auditioning for one of those foreign "Idol" shows. He fails in my eyes because first and foremost his corpse paint is HORRIBLE, and second because he wasn't consistent with his vocals, he had to take a breather a few times lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGHLkCYPXe4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGHLkCYPXe4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 :wtf:
Some shitty electro-pop song mixed with a bit of screamo or emo or whatever the fuck it's called. I don't even think they're trying to be "metal" but I'm gonna share it with you anyway because it's just awful!
Hands down one of the worst songs I've ever heard. :throwup:
Some shitty electro-pop song mixed with a bit of screamo or emo or whatever the fuck it's called. I don't even think they're trying to be "metal" but I'm gonna share it with you anyway because it's just awful!
Hands down one of the worst songs I've ever heard. :throwup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3kQH9BBGs
The first hundred times I saw this, I died laughing each time.
The first hundred times I saw this, I died laughing each time.
German Metal Singer Dorop Pesch had been asked to create an anthem to celebrate the 25th Wacken Open Air Festival :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vWSLLeGBwA
Lacuna Coil - Enjoy The Silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx58hXh4pVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vWSLLeGBwA
Lacuna Coil - Enjoy The Silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx58hXh4pVA
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Yea I watch that show too. Sometimes they'll throw some gems in the mix but very fuckin rarely. Caught Skidrow - 18 and Life on there one night. But usually its all shit. When the Children cry is on every fuckin episode. Also I've noticed wasp is a regular. All the shitty hair metal bands are mostly what they play.
There was a time about...7 years or so ago where FUSE would play predominantly metal videos. Now all they show is rap and r&b bullshit.
Supafly
Retired Mod
Oh shame on you :1orglaugh
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I think that in Metal, as in many other domains, the crucial part is pushing ahead and take things to another level to close in to excellence. And when you try things more extremer or more uncommon - as doing things jusz like all the Led Zep clones etc do, to try for the sure-fire success formula, you can go over the limit and reach the wonderful valley of ridiculous.
It is habited by other groups, too: The guys who just try to make do with the cheapest shots and the sheer insane, plus those who get an extra ticket because they are children of famous peop,e or have been in Big Brother etc.
I for one enjoy all of them and their work, as there lies true geniality among that, like pearls in a bowl of muck and trash.
Honestly, all that devilish screaming and wailing, those torn clothes, the grimaces, the sheer abuse of musical instruments that are capable of creating so wonderful sounds... It IS just hilarious, but well it sure is better than the music of those fabricated American Idol robots.
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