I was at a party the other night and met this beautiful girl from argentina. I only had 3 heinkens before I started making out with her so I felt fine. We go to a room and I go down on her. As I'm eating her out, I don't feel a damn thing down there. I take my pants off and apologize to her. She said it was okay and just told me to relax. She asked if I was clean and I said yeah and she started to give me head without a condom. After 5 minutes, I still could not get hard. I told her maybe if I put it in, I could get erect. Nope. Nothing. I told her I had to *** right quick and rushed to the bathroom and started jerking off like crazy. It was so sad. I could not feel anything down there. 
I heard horror stories about this. Like how can your dick not get erect if it's in someones mouth? This made no sense to me. I came out and told her I would just pleasure her. So I went back down on her and ate her out for like 10 minutes. I got her number but I'm pretty sure she won't be meeting up with me again. I went home, drank, and played supermario 3d world until I ****** out. I woke up and saw mario staring right at me with a smile, as if he knew what happened last night. I wanted to swan dive off a building. Fuck me.
I heard horror stories about this. Like how can your dick not get erect if it's in someones mouth? This made no sense to me. I came out and told her I would just pleasure her. So I went back down on her and ate her out for like 10 minutes. I got her number but I'm pretty sure she won't be meeting up with me again. I went home, drank, and played supermario 3d world until I ****** out. I woke up and saw mario staring right at me with a smile, as if he knew what happened last night. I wanted to swan dive off a building. Fuck me. 