Members poll (parody)

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
That retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down Assair.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
That retarded Finnish craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. Keep your head down Assair.

Do you need me to loan you a fiver...maybe upgrade, or hire a SECOND sniper?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
How did you become such a wimp?

You could send your mother to fight with me and she will certainly knock me out.

I HAVE NO MOTHER!!


You fucking half wit retard. Now do the right thing, and shove your pathetic little dick, in an electrical socket, and check yourself out.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Did you eat a little breakfast, junior? Decide to put on your big boy pants today?

Your entire existence befuddles me.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I liked ApolloBalboa before he let the fact that he was King of the Board for a Day go to his head.
 
I saw my first hardcore porn in the 9th grade. It actually grossed me out because of the white stuff the guy put in the lady's mouth that came out of his wiener.


That was a cruel way to explore the adult world.

When I was that age I thought that storks brought me down to earth.
 
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