Measuring your penis ?

Hi all,
Exactly how do you correctly measure the length of you dick, I read that it should be from underneath the phallus length from where it petrudes from the groin, if so then I'm 11' x 6' but from the side it's 8.5'.
 

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knows petras secret: she farted.
hmm. i have no idea. ive always been scared to do an offical measurement.

i dont think that underneath thing is acurate though. id say from the top.
 
Always figured it was the side?

Why do you need to know anyway? :p Measuring isn't going to make it easier for you determine if its too big or too small. Should be able to look at it and say for yourself.
 
I measured a then-boyfriend once. And measured from the top.
I recall hearing this is the way to 'officially' measure it.
 
Who cares what the exact size it is, as long as it is big and you know how to work it, i dont think any girl would give a damn
 
Measurement is from the underneath or side, reason if you look at the biggest pornstars e.g Lex Steele, if his dick erect is about 1 3/4' past his navel which equals 7 - 7 1/2' at most from top from the side he's around 9 but from underneath he would be around 11 1/2'. The longst dick in history was recorded at 13' in the 1900s bt this was from underneath measurement.

Believe me most women loves big dicks for the look at least, even if they can't take it fully that whats girls have told me in the past.
 
Length is over-rated.
Even width doesn't take the helmet into consideration.
And some men are shaped better for anal v. vaginal than others.
It really depends on your lover and what she likes! ;)
 
All the length and girth in the world is worth nothing if you don't know how to use it :)

Anything over a mouthful is a waste of flesh.
 
Leave it to LadyLove to put an end to our pointless conversation with intelligence ... haha, thanks for the post =P

well, somebody has to do it.:1orglaugh

i tried this measuring thing. almost seven! all right. i heard that the average is under five inches. look ma, im above average!:D
 
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