Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I'm a married old fart at 48. I have a nice Asian wife who is generous with her goodies allowing me to do the sex to her when I want. But sometimes I enjoy when I have the house all to myself so I can jump in the shower or sit on the toilet Punishing Percy in total solitary furiously beating my meat and tiring my wiener out to total exhaustion. I can sneak a jerk in the back bathroom when people are home but I'm always listening for someone walking down the hallway so it's not as good. I would only be embarrassed if I got caught and wifey asked me who I was squeezing my goop out to.
Yes, I'm embarrassed. How often will "I'm combing my hair, mom!" in the bathroom fly anyways? I think I'm arousing suspicion.
And you'll go blind.
And you'll go blind.
Jerking off is natural I have no problem admitting that I jerk off.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Man doesn't jerk off out of need....he jerks off, because he can. That's why we have opposable thumbs.
It's a compulsion, no matter what your age is.
ban-one
Works for panties
Even if you do have a wife or a GF, there are times when she's not available and not tending to the need is the worse option, as then You Might be tempted to go find another girl to take care of things or atleast start harboring feelings of resentment toward your girl. And don't kid yourself that she's not masturbating whenever she can, so You Might as well too.
And heck, you gotta regularly check the equipment to make sure it's still in good working order
And heck, you gotta regularly check the equipment to make sure it's still in good working order
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
When you masturbate you don't have to wipe any poo off your wiener.
BlinkAgain
Banned
I'll stop masturbating when I'm dead.
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