Mason's Journey To Porn Stardom

[Mason Popoff]

I approached seven women today, which is my record for one day. I also approached the first hot babe I saw. I think that's the second time I've done that. I've been checkin' out this cute blonde for awhile now. I walk by her house when I go out. She was having a yard sale. She was sittin' on the porch with a guy. I hesitated a little but I'm gettin' better with that. I went up and ran my direct opener. Between the coffee I was drinkin' and my approach anxiety, I was a bit freaked out. She laughed and told me the guy next to her is her husband. I shook her hand and introduced myself. She said somethin' but I don't think it was her name. I said "How could I know?" Then I said "What's up, man?" and shook her husbands hand. I held my drink with two hands to try to keep my hand from shakin', but it still kept shakin'. I couldn't wait to get outta there, but as I was walkin' away, I felt so powerful. I approached a thick and curvy milf. She told me she's married and thanked me and told me to have a good day. I see alotta milfs I like. I need to find a woman who wants to cheat or a swinger. I approached another chick who was with her brother. I approached a chick as we were going out the door and she was holding the door for some other people she was with. She completely ignored me, so as she was walking away, I said "Nice meetin' you." I approached another chick who told me she's sixteen. I said "How could I know that?" and moved on. Near the bike path I walk on, there's a baseball field and people play there every sunday, men and women. They generally hang out and drink afterwards. I approached a group of about three men and three women. Maybe not the best thing to do with a group but this is what I'm practicing with. While the chick was talkin' to another chick who was sittin' in a car, I made small talk with one of the guys. He asked if I'm wacked out. I said "No. I gotta stay sober." He asked if I was tryin' to keep my mind occupied to stay outta trouble. I said "Yeah." I told him I like to meet people and I'm practicin' my game. He was noddin' his head and fist bumpin' me. He suggested I do it in front of a mirror. Another a girl who was with a guy completely ignored me. I don't let this bother me anymore. As they're walking away, I just say "Nice meetin you." I'm excited about these goals. I'm markin' them on my calendar. I think I'm gonna find some other things to work on each week and each day I go out. Here they are:
I will consistently approach at least five women. Aug 1
- I will consistently approach the first hot babe I see. Oct 1

 

[Mason Popoff]

- I will consistently approach every hot babe I see. Dec 1
- I will consistently approach every hot babe I see within three seconds. Feb 1
- I will consistently progress until I get a number, a date, a lay or a rejection. Apr 1

 

[Jack Davenport]

I predict several No Contact Orders in your immediate future.

 

[humperbink]

Wish I had this kind of confidence. I basically don't speak around others outside the 'net

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I predict several No Contact Orders in your immediate future.

But can one get an order like that, if the person just makes an effort, then leaves, and ceases and desists, when told, "I'm not interested", and that is respected. Lets face it, you can't expect to get anywhere, if you don't try, and as long as he's not being disrespectful.

 

[Jack Davenport]

But can one get an order like that, if the person just makes an effort, then leaves, and ceases and desists, when told, "I'm not interested", and that is respected. Lets face it, you can't expect to get anywhere, if you don't try, and as long as he's not being disrespectful.

You just killed my smarmy post

(yes the plaintiff would have to show a pattern, threats or some immediate danger and still the judge may not grant it) Domestic protection orders are easier to get because of the close relationship of the parties.

 

[Mason Popoff]

Wish I had this kind of confidence. I basically don't speak around others outside the 'net

I've actually come a long way to get to this point. "Courage is not the absence of fear. It's feeling the fear and doing it anyway." The more ya do it the easier it gets. Think of it like a video game. Ya have to let the character die over and over again until you get good at it. You'll regret the approaches ya didn't make more than the ones that ya did. Practice with somethin' simple first. I'm doing this during the day. Direct openers, which is where you express interest in the girl are good during the day since they don't get this as much then. But at night, like at a bar or club it's better to go indirect, like when you talk about the situation or ask her opinion about something. Here are some to get you started. You can play around with these and reword them to fit you. They get progressively harder:
Ask five beautiful women what the time is.
Ask five beautiful women for directions to the nearest coffee shop.
Ask five beautiful women for the nearest men's fashion store, and ask for any men's fashion tips they can think of.
Tell five beautiful women that they are cute.

The opener isn't everything. It's what you say after that that attracts her. Anything that starts a conversation is a good opener. If you're still battling with approach anxiety, as am I, just think of somethin' simple to practice with like one of the above. If it's too difficult, just say the opener and then walk away. When it gets easier, get into some small talk. Humor is good too.

 

[288gto]

where do u live mason?

 

[Roald]

The only thing on my list is

- I will consistently swaffel every hot babe I see.

 

[humperbink]

I know exactly what will happen when I ask the woman the time of day:

- I'll forget to take my watch off before asking, which will make her look at me like "Um, why not just look at your watch?" and then I'll blush because she'll know what I'm trying to do!

and...

- Her boyfriend/friend/brother will suddenly appear, flex his muscles and either say or imply "Hey! Don't you be hittin' on my woman or I'll toss your ass out the door!"

It seems like whenever I talk to a woman, a big muscled man appears behind the corner serving as security for the young attractive lady. I wish I had the same kind of protection everywhere I went

 

[Roald]

I know exactly what will happen when I ask the woman the time of day:

- I'll forget to take my watch off before asking, which will make her look at me like "Um, why not just look at your watch?" and then I'll blush because she'll know what I'm trying to do!

and...

- Her boyfriend/friend/brother will suddenly appear, flex his muscles and either say or imply "Hey! Don't you be hittin' on my woman or I'll toss your ass out the door!"

It seems like whenever I talk to a woman, a big muscled man appears behind the corner serving as security for the young attractive lady. I wish I had the same kind of protection everywhere I went

Just hit on the ugly pigs, success guaranteed!!!

 

[Maggie Green]

Please don't go up to a chick and ask her for fashion advice. That's just weird. You will get laughed at. Don't approach women on the street like that, if you're going to try and talk to someone do it in a more relaxed setting like a bar or something like that. If some dude came running up to me while I was walking and said, Can I have directions to the nearest coffee shop? I would keep right on walking.

You may get punched in the face at some point.

 

[288gto]

Please don't go up to a chick and ask her for fashion advice. That's just weird. You will get laughed at. Don't approach women on the street like that, if you're going to try and talk to someone do it in a more relaxed setting like a bar or something like that. If some dude came running up to me while I was walking and said, Can I have directions to the nearest coffee shop? I would keep right on walking.

You may get punched in the face at some point.

i found a new hobby of yours, you like punching people in the face LOL

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Paragraphs are your friend.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Do me a favour Mason. If you ever do make it in porn and you ever happen to cross paths and summarily clash glands with Suzie Diamond, please PM me so we can compare notes.

 

[DOA82]

So you're basically approaching any woman you can corner or who can't run away, be damned if she has male company and make a pass at them?

Women smell desperation better than a shark can smell blood in water, you sir must wreak of it.

 

[Mason Popoff]

Paragraphs are your friend.

Fuck you. I'm computer illiterate.

 

[sean miguel]

Paragraphs are your friend.

No shit. I wanted to read it but then I went cross-eyed.

 

[Mason Popoff]

So you're basically approaching any woman you can corner or who can't run away, be damned if she has male company and make a pass at them?

Women smell desperation better than a shark can smell blood in water, you sir must wreak of it.

Well, if I do, I'm doing something and I'll change my approach until I get it right. If they have male company you disarm the obstacles by being indirect.

 

[Mason Popoff]

Please don't go up to a chick and ask her for fashion advice. That's just weird. You will get laughed at. Don't approach women on the street like that, if you're going to try and talk to someone do it in a more relaxed setting like a bar or something like that. If some dude came running up to me while I was walking and said, Can I have directions to the nearest coffee shop? I would keep right on walking.

You may get punched in the face at some point.

But the magic of it is, it can happen anywhere. Those are just examples. I'm not gonna limit myself to a bar. There are guys who pick up chicks anywhere in any situation. It can be learned. What if I see an exceptionally beautiful woman during the day? I can't approach her cause we're not in a bar? I may never see her again. So, if someone asks you for directions, you just ignore them. You think you're doing the right thing by punching them in the face. I've been running into women who ignore me. It disturbs me that women think like this. I'm trying not to let it get to me and just figure out what I'm doing wrong. It just disturbs me that you think like this. It's okay to punch the guy in the face? I feel like George Costanza:"We're living in a society here! We're supposed to act like human beings!" So, what, you think the guy's a threat? It's not like I'm gonna pull a knife on em'. I guess I should be more respectful to women, huh? I'm not trying to start a flame war. If you got somethin' better, I'll use it.

"Do unto others as they've done unto you, but do it first."