Mary, Mother of Jesus

[ragincaucasian]

So, like, do you think she enjoyed every minute of that romp with some other dude that got her preggo before getting married

Or do you think Joseph had a cuckhold fetish and had dudes creampie-ing her to get off?

Merry Christmas

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

We be trollin', we hatin'...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[ragincaucasian]

 

[StanScratch]

I knew this one chick that was a virgin and got pregnant.
She only let guys fuck her in the ass. Then one day, a lot spilled out, went into her pussy, and she was pregnant. A true story that I totally did not just make up on the spot.
I bet that is what happened.

 

[ragincaucasian]

Goddamnit, you're suggesting the womb of salvation was fucked in the Ass!!!?

that, sir, I cannot abide

 

[Mayhem]

I read a fact somewhere that said that anal intercourse was widely practiced during this time period to hold off pregnancy.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Houston we have a problem..........

Holy butt drippings batman..........

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Thread of the month

 

[Ace Bandage]

I guess that if you can believe in immaculate conception, then the resurrection, walking on water, living in a whale, forty days and nights of rain, turning water to wine, manna from heaven, and a talking snake seem perfectly reasonable as well.

I much prefer Xenu, the hydrogen bombs, DC-10s, and volcanoes myself. Seems more believable...

 

[squallumz]

ever since marilyn manson, shock value has lost its.. well, shock.

:notfunny:

 

[RichardNailder]

 

[Deepcover]

Mary got a taste of God's dick and look what they both got out of it...Baby Jesus.

 

[Shifty]

 

[tiger1977]

Thread of the month

Seconded

 

[Shifty]

Oddly, ragincaucasian has mellowed of late.

I no longer see red when I read his posts ... it's more a shade of pink. :lovecoupl

 

[alexpnz]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/1/342dd2be-c61b-41f7-95e1-798e20d0f2be.jpg

 

[lurkingdirk]

I guess that if you can believe in immaculate conception, then the resurrection, walking on water, living in a whale, forty days and nights of rain, turning water to wine, manna from heaven, and a talking snake seem perfectly reasonable as well.

I much prefer Xenu, the hydrogen bombs, DC-10s, and volcanoes myself. Seems more believable...

The Immaculate Conception has nothing to do with the birth of Jesus. It's a non-Biblical belief that Mary, the mother of Jesus, was also conceived without sin.

:2 cents:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Psst... I banged her silly! :thumbsup: