Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out Of Brother's Butt (?!?!)

[Roald]

LOL WTF?!?!?!

After eating an ounce of cocaine hidden in his brother's buttocks, a South Carolina man died soon after.

Deangelo Mitchell, 23, and his brother Wayne, 20, were in the back of a North Charleston Police Department cruiser on Nov. 30. The duo was being transported to jail when they began whispering about narcotics hidden inside the older sibling.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/wpix-man-dies-eating-ounce-cocaine,0,4066048.story

 

[darkwarrior3007]

That is all!

 

[Whit]

Well this solves the where in the world has HotMega been thread.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Well this solves the where in the world has HotMega been thread.

You bitch, you stole my joke. :1orglaugh

 

[Whit]

You bitch, you stole my joke. :1orglaugh

Sorry, it was too easy.

 

[Embryoyo]

omNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! Me want COCAINE!

"he believed his brother swallowed an ounce of cocaine."

:rofl:

 

[bahodeme]

That's taking the meaning of "Brotherly Love" to the extreme.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Well this solves the where in the world has HotMega been thread.

:1orglaugh At least he went out with a bang.

 

[Roald]

Well this solves the where in the world has HotMega been thread.

hahahaha

 

[ShikokuKichiguy]

That story cracks me up!

 

[LukeEl]

Now did he toss his brothers salad to eat said cocaine?

 

[Legzman]

Dumb fucks. They got pulled over for no headlights. Had the guy kept the cocaine in his ass, they'd both be fine! Not gonna get a cavity search for no headlights.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I want some blow now

 

[STDiva]

Dumb fucks. They got pulled over for no headlights. Had the guy kept the cocaine in his ass, they'd both be fine! Not gonna get a cavity search for no headlights.

The cop found cocaine under the seat. I'm pretty sure they'd get a cavity search.

 

[glamourlounge]

Darwinism at it's best! :1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

Possibly the greatest headline ever.

 

[StanScratch]

Pffft. I've eaten worse things out of other guys' asses, and I'm OK.