Lose your virginity again

[Straight Shooter]

If you could go back in time and lose your virginity again, which porn star would you want to be your first?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I lost my virginity in about 13 seconds on prom night. I doubt an experienced porn star would enjoy that. Just throwin' that out there...

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I lost my virginity in about 13 seconds on prom night. I doubt an experienced porn star would enjoy that. Just throwin' that out there...

Exactly. I wonder about all the porn star whores who go to the Bunny Ranch. They're used to working with guys who have 11 inch cocks and pop a Viagra before a scene. When they have to fuck some pot-bellied accountant who's able to fuck with a 4 inch semi, it must be like when Michael Jordan had to pretend that he son beat him at a game of HORSE.

 

[ArabJames]

what do you mean again?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Ron Jeremy

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299

I thought this thread was gonna be about something like this :dunno::dunno::dunno:

 

[roronoa3000]

what do you mean again?

Exactly!!
I choose Spexy Ashleigh though


:shy:If she'll have me.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Exactly!!
I choose Spexy Ashleigh though


:shy:If she'll have me.

sure why not, I suppose I could give you 11 seconds of my time. :1orglaugh

 

[GregCentauro]

Who says I didn't lose my virginity to a porn star? Parson Brown had appeared in some "special" movies from Denmark in the early Seventies that were available only under the counter. :o

 

[Member442]

I wouldn't want too. The first time wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. I'm never going there again.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

sure why not, I suppose I could give you 11 seconds of my time. :1orglaugh

And in return you will give 33 minutes of your time when he sobs like a baby in the fetal position after said 11 seconds.

 

[BlueBalls]

Couldn't I just jizz on her leg as she walks past me in the street instead?

I'll get arrested and she'll cry.

It'll be like the day I lost my virginity all over again.

 

[DOA82]

If you could go back in time and lose your virginity again, which porn star would you want to be your first?

I lost my virginity to my future wife. It was an enjoyable tender evening shared between a loving couple.

Why the hell would I wanna erase that and waste my first time on a porn star whose more than likely gonna overact through the whole thing, leave unsatisfied and for whom the most enjoayble part of the evening will be counting the bills in her hand as she walks out the door.

Lets face it, she aint gonna do it for free and you are living on a cloud in magical la la land if you think on your first time you can do it right, not cum in your pants the second she touches you and somehow make it enjoyable for her!

 

[drf]

Again?! I still haven't lost it the first time around. But if a pornstar were to deflower me I would chose... oh fuck does it even matter? I want it gone already!

 

[ArabJames]

on the real....Gina Lynn would be an awesome first fuck

 

[Neutron66]

If I could go back in time that far I'd make sure I went to the Little Miss Texas pageant so I could convince the mother of the 10 year old winner to sign me as her daughters agent.

Then, since she'd be so indebted to me, hopefully in 8 years I'd lose my virginity to Jennifer Love Hewitt. And maybe get hers in return.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm going to go with Pat Sajak.

 

[Straight Shooter]

the old Ava Devine would be a good first fuck

 

[roronoa3000]

sure why not, I suppose I could give you 11 seconds of my time. :1orglaugh

A whole 11 seconds!?
You got high standards woman.

 

[roronoa3000]

And in return you will give 33 minutes of your time when he sobs like a baby in the fetal position after said 11 seconds.

33 minutes!?:shock:
You animal!!


...at least I get to watch.