*lol* Amy Schumer to play Barbie in new film.

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Can't stand that cunt. I'd rather eat [NOBABE]Melissa McCathy'[/NOBABE]s pussy than look at, read about, or listen to [NOBABE]Amy Schumer[/NOBABE].
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You ever notice how female comedians are usually the most humorless cunts around? I think she blocked me on twitter after I trolled her hard, November 8th, 2016. I been trolling Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, Lena Dunham, Cher and a couple other famous bisches who promised to leave if Hilldebeast didn't win.

But back to Schumer. She's awful, unfunny, stupid, fat and has a bad complexion. I honestly don't understand why people think she's awesome. I'm boycotting Old Navy and Budweiser products until they dump her as a spokesman.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
At least it'll keep her from running around with her Uncle Chuck, preaching gun control.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I'll be honest, not one second thought about using it for some 3:00 clock slop. As long as she keeps her cunt shaved, and her mouth ready for my load....I would do it.

Now that's based purely on physical situation...she starts thinking, I'm out.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Never heard of Amy Schumer, I've just seen a pic on Google, I know is not nice but i don't see an Barbie Doll, maybe a Barbie Nightmare? remember Chucky? maybe just another horror movie! :1orglaugh

If i had to pick someone to play barbie my choice would be Jenny McCarthy, she would be the perfect Barbie Doll!


Denise Richards would be my second choice.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I can't stand that gormless, unfunny waste of space.
I'd actually never heard of her until recently when they were plugging her hard on the Comedy Channel down here, that and some stupid movie she was in.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
At least it'll keep her from running around with her Uncle Chuck, preaching gun control.

Unfortunately, it won't. She, and those of her preachy ilk, will continue to screech and howl about gun control, (make believe) misogyny and every other PC , nanny state issue that the safe spacers can dream up. This will just give her another platform.

How and why Mattel would allow this deplorable excuse for a human being to play this iconic children's character, I have no idea. But this will probably be an even bigger joke than the feminist inspired Ghost Busters remake that was released (and bombed) earlier this year.

This disgusting creature as Barbie??? Really? REALLY?!

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Hey, I know, maybe Hasbro will sign Richard Simmons up to play G.I. Joe. :rolleyes:
 
Apparently this will be her last film considering she was gonna leave the USA if Trump won. I haven't seen ONE that promised to leave pack they shit and go. Please do, America don't need you.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
This disgusting creature as Barbie??? Really? REALLY?!

Eddie Murphy made a convincing fat guy when he put on that fat suit for Nutty Professor. Unfortunately the Nutty Professor didn't really invent that weight loss potion and that's what tubby Schumer would need to pull off the same sort of hocus pocus.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
"Closing Time" Barbie....or, "Last Call" Barbie
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
"Closing Time" Barbie....or, "Last Call" Barbie

No more calls. We have a winner.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheWhiteDevil again.
 
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