Lemon Drop RIP

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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I think she's dead. Haven't seen a review about her or an ad for her to solicit doing the sex for almost a year now. I hope she died doing what she loves best; tiring out wieners then eating the white stuff.

I still remember hitting her up for a senior discount when she turned 65. I also remember the shame I felt being seen with her at Marie Callender's trying to make people think she was my crazy aunt. My cover was blown when she ordered one piece of Lemon Meringue pie with two spoons. People staring and snickering.

We did share some very special and intimate moments together. She would act like she was giving me a massage but only do that so she could get close enough to stick her tongue up my hairy, lumpy rear end. What a mischievous prankster. I wouldn't even get flipped halfway over before she had her mouth around my dick. It was fun fucking her missionary style watching her big, saggy grandma titties whack her in the face while her false eyelashes popped off looking like a pair of tarantulas attacking her turkey neck. She might have been old as dirt but still enjoyed being sodomized. I did have an issue finding her butthole as things shifted around and seemed to merge at certain angles.

Lemon Drop was a Dallas Cowboy fan. She was a Republican and seemed to have sexual fantasies about Mitt Romney. She liked talking about Costco when my penis wasn't in her mouth and bought a Samsung TV there once before getting a brisket sandwich and a medium Sprite.

I feel sorry for her last customer who was inside of her while her clock ran out. That must have been embarrassing and hard to explain. I imagine she had an open casket funeral so grieving ex-customers could ejaculate onto her face one last time while paying respects in front of her family.

A sweet old broad who had 47 pages of hooker reviews. I gave her the name Lemon Drop because she was an Asian lady who dropped to her knees when I pulled my pants down. The men who loved her have a great weight to carry around in our sacks.

RIP. Thanks for charging me but not charging too much.

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FreeOnes_Adam

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For an old lady, she sounded pretty enthusiastic. Hopefully she turns up.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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For an old lady, she sounded pretty enthusiastic. Hopefully she turns up.

Yeah, I hope she retired and she's still alive. She was one of the oddest people I ever met. She was extremely nice though. I never outright told her she should quit escorting but did let her know maybe she'd be happier if she met a nice guy and got married. She was married before to a guy older than her who died. While she was married she either suppressed her carnal desires tossing and turning not being able to sleep or she stepped out on her husband chasing after cocks all night long. She was a nympho but would rather be considered a whore so she charged for it. She inherited money and property and escorted mainly to have sex with strangers. A weird thing about her was in the house she rented to turn tricks in she had pictures of her family on the walls. Her brother-in-law was a scumbag who pretended to be a nice Catholic man who raises money for good causes but, in reality, pretty much pimped her out for fun and wrote her escort ads.

I don't mean to talk about her in the past tense. I also hope she turns up. Maybe she did quit and met a nice guy. If so he better be on some serious Viagra to keep her at home.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Haha, she sounds pretty interesting. Yeah, maybe she's taking a break or just retired. How old do you think she was?
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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How old do you think she was?

She's gotta be around 70, give or take. The first time I showed up at her door for an appointment I looked at her and thought she was too old to do the sex. I took responsibility in making the appointment and didn't want to be disrespectful so I politely walked inside and thought I'd make the best of it. She ended up being amazing and a total horndog. I walked out of her place stunned trying to process the event. I ended up going back again and again and again. She corrupted me and turned me onto GILFs. I was happily corrupted.
 

xfire

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You have chronicled your Lemon Drop experiences from time to time on here, hope she's alright. GILFs are awesome, but I'm not real picky when it comes to women, as long as they're legal, willing, and recently bathed, they've passed the first round of consideration.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

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The holiday season can be sad for hookers, especially sad for ones still turning tricks over 70. If Lemon Drop is still alive I hope the old bird got stuffed on Thanksgiving even if she only got 15 bucks and included a double pop.
 

maildude

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Look...I'm sad and all, but this is the fucking weirdest thread I've ever been forced to comment in. On. Whatever.
 
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