Kobe Bryant on his way to the cleaners

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

Mayhem

Banned
I think the Question for the Ages is: Why would anyone want to cheat on someone as hot as her? I haven't even seen a bad pic of her. Kobe's a moron.

One more reason to hate basketball, hate basketball players, and hate anyone who doesn't hate basketball.
 
I think the Question for the Ages is: Why would anyone want to cheat on someone as hot as her? I haven't even seen a bad pic of her. Kobe's a moron.

One more reason to hate basketball, hate basketball players, and hate anyone who doesn't hate basketball.

Howard Stern once said, "No matter how hot a woman is there's always a man who's tired of sleeping with her."

Now, when Kobe scores 40 points Vanessa gets credit for 20, 30 if her lawyer is good.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I heard this earlier today. Kobe :tongue: Wonder why she stayed in the first place?

I hope she cleans him out.


Howard Stern once said, "No matter how hot a woman is there's always a man who's tired of sleeping with her."

Who cares? People can't commit. :nono:
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Howard Stern is a wise man.

Plus as a big star and looking pretty good and fit, too, Kobe sure has a load of women being more than eager to jump the sack with him.

But he should have thought about his situation before marrying
 
Women can't resist someone with game as strong as Kobe's. Kobe can't even resist it.

At least he's not being accused of raep.
 

Deepcover

Closed Account
I think the Question for the Ages is: Why would anyone want to cheat on someone as hot as her? I haven't even seen a bad pic of her. Kobe's a moron.

One more reason to hate basketball, hate basketball players, and hate anyone who doesn't hate basketball.

Easy. She wasn't giving him enough head:p
 
I never have liked Kobe. In fact, I've never liked Basketball.

This - at the 2:33 mark.

 
I think the Question for the Ages is: Why would anyone want to cheat on someone as hot as her? I haven't even seen a bad pic of her. Kobe's a moron.

The real question is if you are an extremely highly paid athlete,why get married anyway?Even with a prenup,you can still get cleaned out?

The other thing is,Kobe is more than likely banging multiple other women that are way hotter than her anyway.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
No matter how talented, combine stupidity with a big ego, and you'll find a guy who's going to lose half his wealth to someone who probably only got with him for a fat lifestyle and/or a pay day to begin with.

No pre-nup? Guys who don't make as much per year as he makes per game (almost $400K by 2013, from what I've read) have enough sense to get a pre-nup. Even if he wasn't screwing around, only a complete moron wouldn't take legal measures to protect that sort of income. Dumb ass.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If he had been just plain old Kobe Bryant, janitor, he'd be serving twenty years for rape in Colorado. No sympathy for that scumbag. Basketball is the dumbest game in America. I was hoping the NBA would fold because of that pissing contest between billionaires and millionaires.
 

PirateKing

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Can't Kobe just buy her another ridiculously expensive ring? Let's face it, that marriage was a sham. She saw $$ and status, he saw an unbelievably hot piece of ass.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Maybe I'm old-school; but fuck him. I hope she takes him for all he's worth. That's what he fucking gets for cheating.
 
At least he's not being accused of raep (sic).

Wait, what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant_sexual_assault_case

I never have liked Kobe. [/youtube]

Maybe I'm old-school; but fuck him. I hope she takes him for all he's worth. That's what he fucking gets for cheating.

Seriously. You can tell he's a prick. In fact my cousin used to go downtown for autos and he never signed.

Sorry STD, but people like that really stick in my craw. I don't give a damn if you're the president of the universe, your fans are everything and if you can't take your sorry ass and sign a few - if not dozens - autographs I find you a despicable POS. And I've met NHLers and musicians that are the same way as well; my (used to be) favorite winger of all time, John Leclair, refused to sign for me, as did Beck, and to this day I still can't get over that.
 
I don't give a fuck how he interacts with fans, treats his wife or any other off court shit. He's won 5 titles for my favourite team, and until he has another jersey on, I'll continue wearing my purple and gold coloured glasses and turning a blind eye to his off court troubles.
 
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