Kim Kardashian Files for Divorce

[Basedow]

Marriage only lasted 12 minutes. What a shocker

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/30/kim-kardashian-divorce-kris-humphries-files/#comments-anchor

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Who didn't see this coming? So stupid.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Kim is a jumpoff.

 

[Roald]

Kim, you can gobble my cock anytime.

Call me!

 

[Rey C.]

In other news, Reggie Bush has been rushed to the hospital in New Orleans. Apparently he went into a seizure while having a laughing fit. :rofl2:

I always figured Kim paid this guy to marry her and be on her reality TV show. But either way... who cares? Still pretty amusing though.

 

[Ulysses31]

Once these 'celebs' get married the public quickly loose interest, cue a new reality tv show following the divorce proceedings as well as focusing on her next relationship(s)

 

[CapitalOne]

 

[ragincaucasian]

i blame Ray J

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh, noes! Whatever will we do now?!? Oh, the humanity! :sarcasm:

 

[STDiva]

Which athlete will she con next?

 

[magicspore]

Women in general are this way: making wrong choices, regretting it later and then calling it off, something that wasn't meant to be in the first place.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Which athlete will she con next?

I think she's done with athletes. Besides, it would be much more lucrative for her and the tv networks if she did a reality show about how she romances a hedge fund manager and transforms him from a square into a party animal. Hilarity and ratings ensue.

 

[crazylegs77]

hey kim may be a horrible wife and a slut but shes not dumb the divorce special on ''E'' will bring in a ton of dollars... then next year they will have the lamar odom divorce special ... its just business folks

 

[hawkeye4181]

what a dumb fucking cunt........why do we pay any attention to her?

 

[STDiva]

hey kim may be a horrible wife and a slut but shes not dumb the divorce special on ''E'' will bring in a ton of dollars... then next year they will have the lamar odom divorce special ... its just business folks

I hope that day comes sooner than later.

 

[lurkingdirk]

alexp is currently driving to her house to propose.

 

[Deepcover]

Hmmm...it seems to me Kim Kardashian is not marriage material. She loves the marriage ceremony but not the realities of keeping a solid marriage. She should marry her blackberry instead and be better off.

She'll learn one day eventually...

 

[Rey C.]

hey kim may be a horrible wife and a slut but shes not dumb the divorce special on ''E'' will bring in a ton of dollars... then next year they will have the lamar odom divorce special ... its just business folks

Isn't the one married to Lamar the same one who everybody thought was an adopted tranny? The big, vulgar one. Nah, whether that's love or not, she's got an actual, live male in her life. She's not giving that up easy. I doubt he could lose her if he tried. Maybe Witness Protection... but I bet she'd be looking for his ass like the FBI was looking for Jimmy Hoffa.

The two or three episodes I've watched with my girl, the big one was always pulling down her sisters' panties, picking them up like The Hulk or wrestling with them. Either she holds onto the big basketball player, or the sisters better call social services to report her for attempted incest. There's some genuinely freaky shit going on with that family. Throw in the little jailbait sisters and this show should easily run for another ten year$. Which reminds me... wonder what I'd have to do to become a Canadian?

 

[Jane Burgess]

hey kim may be a horrible wife and a slut but shes not dumb the divorce special on ''E'' will bring in a ton of dollars... then next year they will have the lamar odom divorce special ... its just business folks

I don't think so. Khloe and Lamar have been married two years. Some people can get married fast and it works out. Others marry way to fast and then realize they didn't know each other and should have waited.

 

[BCT]

Kim is just a stuck up biatch, can't stand her, her looks can't win me over, her inside is just too ugly to overlook!