After I watch several doggy snuff scenes. The end of "Old Yeller." The scene in "The Road Warrior" where his dog gets iced by the guy with the crossbow. Pretty sure Arnold Schwarzenegger has killed a couple dogs on film too. Maybe "The Thing" with Kurt Russel. I'm pretty sure a dog got tore up in that one. And then I'm going to hit every tree and fire hydrant I see with pepper spray. Maybe I'll slap a couple decals from a local Chinese restaurant on the side of my car, pretend I'm a delivery driver, and scare the hell out of every dog I see.