A shepherd with his huge group of sheep is standing on the meadows.
All the sudden, a guy in a sports car shows up, dressed up in a designer suit and wearing expensive sunglasses.
He gets out of his car and tells the shepherd: "A challenge. If I am able to tell you how many sheep you got in five minutes, can I keep one?"
The shepherd agrees. The guy gets out his laptop, uses his GPRS and WLAN, prints out a 27-page report and finally tells the shepherd:
"You have 1348 sheep."
The shepherd says "right". The guy grabs a sheep.
The, the shepherd says: "You must be a consultant."
The guy, amazed: "You are right. How did you know that?"
- "Well, first, you come here without me asking for it.
Second, you tell me things I already know.
And finally, you have no idea what you are talking about.
And now I want my dog back."
All the sudden, a guy in a sports car shows up, dressed up in a designer suit and wearing expensive sunglasses.
He gets out of his car and tells the shepherd: "A challenge. If I am able to tell you how many sheep you got in five minutes, can I keep one?"
The shepherd agrees. The guy gets out his laptop, uses his GPRS and WLAN, prints out a 27-page report and finally tells the shepherd:
"You have 1348 sheep."
The shepherd says "right". The guy grabs a sheep.
The, the shepherd says: "You must be a consultant."
The guy, amazed: "You are right. How did you know that?"
- "Well, first, you come here without me asking for it.
Second, you tell me things I already know.
And finally, you have no idea what you are talking about.
And now I want my dog back."
