'Jessica Simpson was like sexual napalm in bed,' reveals John Mayer

[Pokermad]

Seems Jessica is dynamite between the sheets



The 32-year-old proves he isn't much of a gentleman - yet again - as he describes his 'crazy' sex life with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in a new interview.
Speaking in the March issue of Playboy magazine, he describes Simpson, 29, as 'sexual napalm' in the bedroom.
Mayer and Simpson dated on and off for 10 months from August 2006 - nine months after her high-profile split from husband and Newlyweds co-star Nick Lachey.

The singer admitted their relationship was sexually charged, describing Simpson as 'a drug'.

He explained: 'And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them... Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'

Mayer's claims about Simpson's bedroom skills will no doubt come as a surprise to her fans after she famously claimed to remain a virgin before she married Lachey in 2002
After excerpts of the interview with Mayer were published this week, a stunned Simpson wrote on her Twitter page today: 'Interesting day so far... hmm... at least I am boxing two-a-days this week.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ike-sexual-napalm-bed-reveals-John-Mayer.html

 

[GregCentauro]

Meaning what? She burned his skin? Genital rashes can be nasty, I tellya. If you don't get the clap from Jessica, you must be dead.

 

[STDiva]

Luckiest guy in the world.

 

[PirateKing]

Luckiest guy in the world.

Id be happy for him if he wasn't such a douche.

 

[rawrrrrr]

Jessica has such a great body.

 

[Pokermad]

Luckiest guy in the world.

YEP!
Best boobs in Hollywood.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/10/article-1250053-083C74EA000005DC-446_468x732.jpg

He scored with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Ainston also.

 

[STDiva]

YEP!
Best boobs in Hollywood.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/10/article-1250053-083C74EA000005DC-446_468x732.jpg

He scored with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Ainston also.

Thanks for reminding me. :crash:

 

[Lust]

Thanks for reminding me. :crash:

well, if it helps, i didnt put out for him. :wave2:

 

[jod0565]

And we need to know this because.....

 

[Pokermad]

And we need to know this because.....

Jessica is hot as hell, who is also a great fuck. According to this guy.
People need to know these things.

 

[alexpnz]

Jennifer Anniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Shery Crow
AND Jessica Simpson?
Guys music sucks but his dick should be in the Smithsonian!:hatsoff:

 

[STDiva]

.
People need to know these things.

I agree. This should be taught in public schools across the country. Pokermad is doing us a great service by supplying us with this information.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Id be happy for him if he wasn't such a douche.

Not just a douche, the biggest douche. Epically big. Enormous. Godzilla sized. He's a terrible knock up off of Dave Matthews who blows gigantic ass of his own. But, then again, Johnny did pull that ass. Un-fucking-believable. Life doesn't make any sense...

 

[power-san]

Why did the dumb ass let that go?

 

[bustybbwlover]

john mayer is a downright creepy fellow. my girlfriend watched his vh1 storytellers the other day. what i learned is that the song 'daughters' is about how mayer doesn't want fathers to give their daughters daddy issues. not for the daughters sake but just so he can bang them without having to deal with baggage.

 

[Peashooter]

Jennifer Anniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Shery Crow
AND Jessica Simpson?
Guys music sucks but his dick should be in the Smithsonian!:hatsoff:

x2. I need to learn how to play guitar, maybe that's what it is.

 

[titsrock]

Jennifer Anniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Shery Crow
AND Jessica Simpson?
Guys music sucks but his dick should be in the Smithsonian!:hatsoff:

I actually think he's pretty good. I still listen to songs on his debut album. I think this is a dick move by him to "kiss and tell." And not just that but he makes music and profits off it "Your body is a wonderland" is his tribute to fucking JLove Hewitt:weeping:

The quality of tail that he has bagged is unsurpassed. NOBODY has the bedpost notches that this guy has. NOBODY.

Who's left for him to bang? Does this guy have the stones to shag Beyonce under the nose of JayZ? :dunno:

Where does he go for new quality tail after the Mt Rushmore that he has carved?:bowdown:

 

[JayJohn85]

Woah conspiracy theory opportunity.....What if hes really gay and never bang any of them but had an agreement to print such material after all bad publicity is better than no publicity....Will E. AmIright? AmIright?

 

[STDiva]

woah conspiracy theory opportunity.....what if hes really gay and never bang any of them but had an agreement to print such material after all bad publicity is better than no publicity....will e. Amiright? Amiright?

urrite!!

 

[feller469]

that freak from the Counting Crows got a few hotties too, I think those women just want a guy to treat them right for a while and have fun. Good for them. Too bad these guys can't keep their mouths shut.

JLH, I would tell no one. But they could guess from my perma-grin that i enjoyed you in a Biblical way