Those actually look pretty good...
Indeed they are. OK, now storytime...
When I was living in Texas I worked at this Metal Club. One night I got drunk and left with my GM's sister to give her a ride home. She asks me to go to Jack In The Box on the way. We get there and she orders egg rolls. I'm smelling these egg rolls all over her while I'm driving. Anyway, fast-forward a bit and she's kneeling on her living room floor blowing me. I left a deposit then told her I had to go home and walk my dog. Fast-forward once more and it's morning back at my house. I go to the bathroom, pull my pants down, sit on the toilet, and smelled those Jack In The Box Egg Rolls also seeing crumbs in my pubic hair that musta fallen off her greasy piggy face.