Nolan was - and still is - my favorite player of all time. I too had an Astro jersey - cheap poly with no blend. Although not ‘a massively fat slob’, I needed my baseball pants altered a bit to accommodate my thick thighs. Dino is my alter ego (less the wild charmed life).
If you had a good friend who liked Jim Kaat, we are in trouble. The Strato games we played between them were classic.
We were talking about Nolan the other day and how his 5700 K’s may never be reached. He was tossing close to 100 mph and could still consistently throw 130+ pitches a game - into his 40’s!