i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
yeah, thats how i roll and that's where i've been.

i was hosting the great and amazing sabrina deep at my place for a couple of nights. it was so fucking awesome. ;)

im actually sad we just dropped her off at the airport, she was really a terrific person and totally fucking cute. the internet does her no justice.

now, if you'll excuse me, im gonna roll around in the bed. ;)
 
Well that's just fucking great!
 
Pictures, or I call bullshit!
 
Pics, or it never happened!

:D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Pfft. Big deal. I've got several buried in my back yard.


Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck, dirk, how many times to I have to tell you, OCSM means Officially Checked Star Member, NOT Old Cat Smothered in Mayo. Now tell me where Mittens is!
 
Why don't you guys believe him?
Briana lives part time with me and part time with Maley.
What's the big deal?
She loves it more with me of course, but she feels sorry for that sad German pervert, so what can I say? :dunno:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
All I'm going to say is that Mittens was very tender and delicious.

I had so much hope for Mittens, too. He was a good little cat. Sure, other cats would every once in a while gain in popularity, but no matter what, there was Mittens. Now there is this really old cat trying to take over, Newt, that keeps pissing all over the tea bags and calling it water. Yet, you had to let that one live.
 
We all know you're an asshole, dirk, but we love you anyway. :thumbsup:
 
i won a 3 month subscription to sabrina's site in the 6mill contest... so she apparently she fucks her fans... sooooooo.... did ya? DID YA?
 
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