Do you guys ever use those pocket pussies or Fleshlights? I'm thinking about getting something like that, but I don't want to spend too much money. Especially since I'm pretty happy with the results I get just using my good old right hand!
I've been thinking about getting a masturbation toy.
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Ace Boobtoucher
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Ziploc bag and olive oil. Save a few bucks. Or a nice microwaved bagel with a little butter. Just make sure its not an "everything" bagel or you'll shred your schmekel.
http://www.ugtv.org/fifir.php :hatsoff:
tough call which is more disgusting.
I know of one guy on this board who would serve up the used liver. His name rhymes with DeffDiDown.
PeffPiPown? no. He would certainly not.
The Cheff might, though. He is, after all, a chief.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
WefWiWown? I bet he would make something............No. No I don't. He's classier than that.
Umm. Go watch the Brandi Belle video where she has a guy and his girlfriend and the guy has a fleshlight and she opens and cuts it up and reveals just how disgusting that thing is inside of it.
Nasty. Do you really want to bang your pubes and sweaty merged semen in a plastic hole that looks like a vagina on a flashlight design?
(((((((((shudder)))))))))))
Nasty. Do you really want to bang your pubes and sweaty merged semen in a plastic hole that looks like a vagina on a flashlight design?
(((((((((shudder)))))))))))
Ok, keep telling yourself that. If he ever makes liver for you, though, you'll have to report back to us how it tasted.
ukey:Dude, you had me at "sweaty merged semen." :rubbel:
See the thing with the Fleshlight is that they actually need to make it work like a flashlight, I mean what good does it do you if someone in your house is looking for a flashlight and comes across your Fleshlight and opens it up and is greeted by a rubber pussy?
See now they're onto something here. When not in use put it in a vase and have flowers inside of it, no one will be the wiser.
Thanks titsrock, I'm gonna look into that! And you're right, tits do indeed rock!
Torre used to swear by his Fleshlight. Said it was the best $90 bucks he ever spent. Whatever happened to him, anyway? :dunno:
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