Is Shopping At Meijer The Worst Fukin' Experience In The World Or What?

[maildude]

Meijer sucks ass. Every time I go in there. They have a lot of produce...but it all blows. The red onions were rotting and...I swear it's true...I bought a bunch of bananas that were still green, and they were starting to turn yellow while I was waiting at the checkout. Their shelves were bare in a lot of places...like the pandemic just started yesterday. They always have expired stuff on the shelves. The employees act like they're living in slow motion. Shopping here is a surreal experience...like you're waiting for their programming to click in, and they all attack you at the same time. What a sh*t sandwich. I only go there because they have household stuff too, and their oatmeal raisin cookies at the bakery have no equal. Overall score: D+ Oatmeal raisin cookies: A

 

[gmase]

Meijer sucks ass. Every time I go in there. They have a lot of produce...but it all blows. The red onions were rotting and...I swear it's true...I bought a bunch of bananas that were still green, and they were starting to turn yellow while I was waiting at the checkout. Their shelves were bare in a lot of places...like the pandemic just started yesterday. They always have expired stuff on the shelves. The employees act like they're living in slow motion. Shopping here is a surreal experience...like you're waiting for their programming to click in, and they all attack you at the same time. What a sh*t sandwich. I only go there because they have household stuff too, and their oatmeal raisin cookies at the bakery have no equal. Overall score: D+ Oatmeal raisin cookies: A

I'll have to check it out. The closest one to me is just a 13-hour drive.

 

[maildude]

I'll have to check it out. The closest one to me is just a 13-hour drive.

Don't make the drive. Slash your own tires so you won't be addled by curiosity. It's not worth some award-worthy cookies. 🍪🍪

 

[gmase]

I'll turn around then.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Never been, but they've started popping up in the Cleveland area.