Do You Masterbate? I Do. A Lot :glugglug: :beer:
Mandy4Ever said:thats not true ^
Mandy4Ever said:Masturbating is a Good Thing, all Men do it. :glugglug:
Mandy4Ever said:well thats just your opinion, if you don't like it?
mikey5ni said:It's not just me, Mandy. I've a friend who hates wanking but can't stop himself. The poor guy even has to use a jackhammer to prise his sheets apart every night before he can get into his bed. Then he can't sleep because the sheets are so hard and jagged! :eek: That's no life! And that's only one of many, many horror stories I know of personally on the subject, although I don't pollute myself as you are probably aware.
Fucked if I'M gonna end my days in a state like that!
:sing:No sir-eee, a wank-free life for me. :angels: