Is A Man Gay If He Accepts My BJ Offer?

[GregCentauro]

I am wondering. Today a Jehova's Witness rang at my door. I bade him come in so I could give him a little donation. As soon as he had entered my living room, I asked him to open his pants so I could suck him off. I hadn't had a cock in over 72 hours. I was dying for man meat.

I noticed a nervous smirk on his face and then he hesitantly dropped his trousers. After he blew his load over my face he dressed again and told me he wasn't gay. He is happily married with three lovely children. I should consider it an act of charity. He blessed me, left the latest edition of the Watchtower on my coffee table and then he was gone.

I need your advice here. I'm confused.

 

[thebear247]

lol wow they let all kinds in freeones now days
no it makes him bi sexual tho

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Greg, you glorious bastard. I think it's pretty gay, yes.

 

[Will E Worm]

lol wow they let all kinds in freeones now days
no it makes him bi sexual tho

You're telling me.


It makes him flamboyantly "gay."

 

[pete rose]

Only if he cums. Which he did.

Actually, who knows, he could be pansexual.

 

[biomech]

Umm, I think so. Yeah definately.
So anywho I'm selling magazines for my church door to door. Interested?

 

[ThatRedWing]

That depends. Did you at least shave and get a manicure recently. Because that scraggly ass beard and callouses you had last time did feel a bit gay.:shy:

 

[CarlosVerate]

absolutely

 

[Kingfisher]

Not if you're wearing a blonde wig. :eek:

 

[Gordar]

No, then BB, GSB, Lurkingdirk, I & who knows who else would all be gay!

 

[LukeEl]

What was the issue of The Watchtower about?

 

[Big Papi]

A man who sucks another man's weiner is gay. A man who lets a man suck his weiner is an opportunist.

 

[PirateKing]

Well done.:hatsoff:
I tried to do the same thing when a Jehovah's witness came knocking. I even answered the door without any pants. Unfortunately he was not interested in what I had to sell. perhaps I should have shaved my legs & pubes. He couldn't even say what he needed to say even when he had my full attention.

Btw are you all taking note?

 

[lurkingdirk]

You should retitle this thread to:

Is A Man A Fool If He Turns Down The Opportunity To Have Greg's Pretty Mouth Do What It's Best At?

'Cause then the answer is unequivocally, yes.

 

[georges]

hahhha:rofl::laugh: greg you are too funny.

 

[Ace Bandage]

No, it doesn't. Had he been Catholic, then yes, he would have undoubtedly been queerer than a wooden nickel. Normally, Jehovah's Witnesses are freely distributing their pamphlets to everyone with walking distance (150 mile radius of their homes). The fact that he shared his semen with you as well is merely an extension of their purpose: spread the word and the seed.

 

[Neutron66]

It's only gay if you Kiss.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

From what I understand, it is gay to give the blowjob, but not to receive the blowjob.

 

[Jack Davenport]

More like he was blind.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

The man? No.