[INVENTION TIME DAMMIT!] Name Something You Would Want Invented To Add Happiness And Convenience To Your Life

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

OK, we're not saving the world here. Name something you would like invented that would improve your lifestyle?

I wish there was some sort of mold press so you could take those tiny bars of soap in the shower, press them together with some sorta contraption, and when you open it up you have a perfect single bar of soap.

If this already exists please let me know. Letting me know where to buy it earns extra credit.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I can match that level of lame but a thing. Isn't it kind of dumb when your deodorant is basically out but not? There's a lot sitting in there. So, same thing.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I took about a dozen itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny, eency-weency soap shards, put them in a cup, poured hot water to the top of the soap, waited a bit, then drained the water and pushed/packed it down with the bottom of another cup. Now waiting. Hopefully I will have a full bar of soap even if it looks like a nugget from an elephant turd.

 

[DrakeM]

Soap? That's what you guys need? I want an electric car with double the range of a typical gasoline car without the batteries catching fire, oh, and it charges quickly too and costs about the same as a comparable gas car. Best thing is, all of those things are being worked on and should hopefully come together in the next few years.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Soap? That's what you guys need?

My wife is saying special prayers to Jesus so I can make that bar of soap. She's only so noseblind being an ICU Nurse. I smell worse than death when I ripen over a few days.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A mail box that automatically separates important from junk mail, then shreds the junk mail, and spits it back out at the mail man in a confetti like burst, the next time he puts junk mail in it.

 

[tvstrip]

An app with an AI algorithm so advanced, it knows what porn I want to download/watch that day, and downloads all of it for me during the workday. Then when I'm done work I have everything I need queued up.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

50 more years in good shape(2 wishes)

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I do believe I have an idea for the greatest invention EVER.

I personally HATE, absolutely HATE, when some "thumper" drives by, and even though I'm in a closed house, with my T.V. on, or even my stereo, I can still hear, and FEEL the thumping from some douche bag, that needs to show everyone, he has a stereo that cost a lot of money, in some cases, I'm sure it cost more then the car itself!

My ideal invention, would mute it, as it's within a certain set perimeter of my house. It won't damage, or fry any electronics, it just would render the inconsiderate clowns stereo, useless for a period of time. The time it's in my listening area. A mobile device for stop lights would be nice too.

Before anyone says a word, even when I did have a car stereo that could make your ears bleed, I ALWAYS turned the volume done at lights, and when rolling down my street to not disturb my neighbors, and I never really blasted it in quiet residential areas.

 

[Johan]

I'd like the oven to detect when what's in it is burning and immediately shuts down itself

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'd like the oven to detect when what's in it is burning and immediately shuts down itself

I assumed you were a better cook than that being French and all. How many times has the fire department visited your place when it was your turn to cook? Is your girlfriend a good cook?

 

[Johan]

I don't mean burn as in the oven's on fire. More like it's a little dark and it's still eatable but althought ou can eat it, you wouldn't serve it to anyone.
It didn't happen that much but the few things it dead were enough to get me scared it could happen again everytime I use the oven

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hope your girl is a good cook either way. My wife got into watching cooking videos on YouTube and enjoys experimenting on me. I’m the worst food critic in the world because I’ll eat anything you put in front of me even if it tries to run away.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't mean burn as in the oven's on fire. More like it's a little dark and it's still eatable but althought ou can eat it, you wouldn't serve it to anyone.
It didn't happen that much but the few things it dead were enough to get me scared it could happen again everytime I use the oven

Just set your timer for 5 or 7 minutes less then recommended, and check it. If it's done, you now have a time table to dial your shit in. If it's not, stay by the oven, and keep an eye on it, until it is, and then do what I said in the first sentence. You might also try using round baking casseroles, square ones concentrate the heat on the corners, and they get done sooner. That's important when noodles, and other things that shouldn't get hard, could. By the way, I got that from Alton Brown, on his show "Good Eats", so it's from what some would consider a reasonably competent source.

 

[DrakeM]

Just set your timer for 5 or 7 minutes less then recommended, and check it. If it's done, you now have a time table to dial your shit in. If it's not, stay by the oven, and keep an eye on it, until it is, and then do what I said in the first sentence. You might also try using round baking casseroles, square ones concentrate the heat on the corners, and they get done sooner. That's important when noodles, and other things that shouldn't get hard, could. By the way, I got that from Alton Brown, on his show "Good Eats", so it's from what some would consider a reasonably competent source.

Bringing it back to the original post: If only there was some invention to do this for you...

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Bringing it back to the original post: If only there was some invention to do this for you...

If you are referring to my post, there is. It's called an oven timer, and your eyes, and a pencil and paper if you need to write it down. If you're talking about Johan's idea, then it needs inventing.

 

[Bluejaye]

OK, we're not saving the world here. Name something you would like invented that would improve your lifestyle?

I wish there was some sort of mold press so you could take those tiny bars of soap in the shower, press them together with some sorta contraption, and when you open it up you have a perfect single bar of soap.

If this already exists please let me know. Letting me know where to buy it earns extra credit.

It's called a Soap Press and you can buy them from everyone's favourite mega corporation "Scamazon".