Indiana Jones 5 releasaes in 2021

[sean miguel]

with Harrison Ford reprising his role as the whip-cracking (and hip-breaking?) archaeologist.

At 79-years-old, there's a chance he may be older than whatever artifact he's tasked to recover.

"It belongs in a museum."

"As do you, Dr. Jones, as do you! Muahahahahahaha!"

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/indiana-jones-5-release-date-pushed-again-2021-1125975

They should do a CGI Indiana Jones, with Ford doing [nobabe]the voice[/nobabe] of course. The possibilities are limitless.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I’ll be 53

:1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh dear.

Dr. Jones can you and your trusty wheelchair recover this artifact?

Where are my hearing aides, dammit!?

Dr?

Who the hell are you? Where's my meds?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Poor Harrison. He could barely move in the last Blade Runner. He was ancient in that Star Wars whatever film from a couple years ago then killed him right away. Let the poor man rest. Legit, they are going to kill the poor guy.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

At 79-years-old, there's a chance he may be older than whatever artifact he's tasked to recover.

"It belongs in a museum."

True. :1orglaugh

Poor Harrison. He could barely move in the last Blade Runner. He was ancient in that Star Wars whatever film from a couple years ago then killed him right away. Let the poor man rest. Legit, they are going to kill the poor guy.

He signed for this shit. :whip:


I'm curious to see how that movie will look.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

True. :1orglaugh


He signed for this shit. :whip:


I'm curious to see how that movie will look.

Remember that sick king in Lord of the Rings, and there was that guy telling him what to do? That's what I'm thinking.

 

[knowone]

Young Indiana Jones Chronicles The - (3/22 TV Series) 1992
Raiders Of The Lost Ark 1981
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom 1984
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade 1989
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull 2008

They have been trying to hand the role off to a younger actor for 30 years now. River Phoenix was supposed to take over after 'Last Crusade' but he screwed things up by getting himself killed. The actor in YIJ wasn't popular enough to jump from the low rated TV series to big budget movies. Then Shia LaBeouf was hated in KCS so no Indy Jr. I expect the 5th movie will have Ford in a mid 1970s story that flashes back to the 1920s and a new young Indy. The big problem with further Indy movies is "What's the MacGuffin?" Indy has become so iconic the only things left are Excaliber and Atlantis, also Spielberg has vowed never to make fun of Nazis again.

 

[sean miguel]

It's all Shia LaBeouf's fault.

 

[ChuckFaze]

This reminds me of most Boxers who just don't know when to retire. They'll initially be Boxing Wonders / Legends in their own time. They then keep boxing until their skills are way beyond diminished and their heyday is not even visible in the rearview mirror. They then consequently get their asses kicked, their faces rearranged and their legend is tarnished.

 

[Supafly]

It's all Shia LaBeouf's fault.

Well, if THAT is the issue, there's always Mark Wahlberg :1orglaugh

 

[RJS13]

Poor Harrison. He could barely move in the last Blade Runner. He was ancient in that Star Wars whatever film from a couple years ago then killed him right away. Let the poor man rest. Legit, they are going to kill the poor guy.

He's #4 on my celebrity death list right behind George Bush Sr. Don't fuck this up Harrison, there's money at stake here.