India Summer- Danica Patrick

Holy shit- are they switched at birth?? How about a porn parody of NASCAR- with her playing Danica? That would would get my gears going...:nanner:
 

LukeEl

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ASSCAR is the only title that I can think of.
 
How about a porn parody of NASCAR- with her playing Danica? That would would get my gears going...:nanner:
With Max Mosley (President of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, the association wich organise car-racing nearly aall over the world except in the US. 2 years ago, he was caught by News of the World, a British tabloid newspaper, engaged in sado-masochistic fuck with five sex hookers in a scenario that the paper said involved Nazi role-playing.) as a guest star, playing his own character...
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I'd seen that girl (India Summer) before but didn't know her name! Thanks for the I.D.! Yeah, they do look alike - except India looks taller (longer legs anyway). What little talent Danica had for driving race cars seems to have left her now (tail end of the field in the IRL and gets lapped 3-4 times in NASCAR), so maybe Danica should try porn... and maybe they could put India in the race car. She probably has a better personality than Danica so it might be a good move for GoDaddy - all they want is a pretty face anyway.

Nice looking girl though!
 

shimmy2

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How about a porn parody of NASCAR- with her playing Danica?

sir you are brilliant, and i thank you for that publicly submitted idea that i now own the rights to. i love working with india summers i just dont know where i can easily attain a racecar
 
Sounds like a fun scene to me, I'd watch it.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
i love working with india summers i just dont know where i can easily attain a racecar


It really hurts me that you'd say that. It's like standing in front of a butcher and saying you don't know where to find ground beef. :crying:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I'd also have to opt for India over Danica. I have no idea what India looks like without makeup, but I've seen Danica without makeup (and she was much younger than she is now), and she wasn't all that cute to my eyes. She's not ugly by any stretch, she just didn't do anything for me. But with makeup, she and India do look amazingly alike.

I'll tell you someone else who I always thought resembled Danica Patrick: Chica (from Chica's Place). Chica has a darker complexion and I think that she's a good deal prettier than Danica. But before Chica got the D cup "enhancements", I'm surprised that she didn't get stopped and asked for autographs - I think they both live in Scottsdale, AZ. And I think they're even close to the same height, build and are roughly the same age +/-. When I first saw early pics of Chica wearing sunglasses, that's what instantly came to my mind. If Chica ever crashes the family car, I'd pay to have it fixed just to see her squint her eyes, stomp her feet and start screaming, "It's not my fault!!!" - doin' The Danica Stomp. :D

If Danica didn't have such a big head/ego and a shitty personality, maybe I'd find her more attractive. Cause I think India Summer is hot as hell!!!
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Thanks, Zell. I gotta be honest, the resemblance (without makeup) is almost scary. I'd still go for India though - or most any other woman who I can't say has a shit personality.
 
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