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i'm gay but i like women

Namreg

Banned
i guess i'm like tom cruise and johbn travolta.. totally gay yet married to a woman because they, like me, find men to be atrociously ugly.
does that mean i'm straight?
help me blueballs, please! i don't wanna leave the closet.


NOOOOOOOOOO!

i'm so confused.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Huh? It's been a tough day all over.
 
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is... :helpme:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
James McGreevey is that you? :rolleyes:
 

Namreg

Banned
hmm... remember that christopher walken SNL sketch?
if you were a centaur and you fucked a horse, not knowing that it was a horse because its head is hidden, would that make you a zoophile?

these are the deep philosophical conundrums that keep me up at night.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Oh, oh, oh - I'm totally straight, but I enjoy a really hard, throbbing cock on occasion - with a side of gin and a Kit-Kat. What does that mean?
 
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Namreg

Banned
no, i think he might be gay guy who likes guys... i am a gay guy who likes girls... maybe i'm a lesbian stuck in a big, tall handsome body with a 9 inch cock.
 
no, i think he might be gay guy who likes guys... i am a gay guy who likes girls... maybe i'm a lesbian stuck in a big, tall handsome body with a 9 inch cock.

yeah, yeah. I'm a lesbian stuck in a ripped, hot, tanned body with peter north's cock.

hey, now that you mention it, you sound pretty hot...what's your sign?
 
Jesus...what is wrong with American men? No other country that I have been to have men been so concern with whether others thought they were gay or not, or afraid to be perceived in that way, or whether something is gay or not. What's up with that? It's amazing how a first world country can be more homophobic than some backwards third world countries sometimes.
 
no, i think he might be gay guy who likes guys... i am a gay guy who likes girls... maybe i'm a lesbian stuck in a big, tall handsome body with a 9 inch cock.

You should work for Burger King because you sure can sell some Whoppers.:1orglaugh
 
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