If you were a major league closer...?

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
they come out to songs?

i dont recall that back in my baseball days.

what is this, wrestling?





oh, ps. i can see your winkie.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I would use "Wild Thing" by Joan Jett (I know it's off Major League), or

 

Jon S.

Banned
Mine would seem to be the obvious choice....and a bit "old school," but I'd go with:




Because when I would come in, it would be LIGHTS OUT moutha fuckas!!!!! And all the praying in the world wouldn't save your ass!!!!! :cool:
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
2 Extremes:
Saliva - Ladies & Gentlemen

or

James Brown - The Big Payback (If this is a team that traded me we're playing)
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim. Then I would send a fastball through the first batters's ear! Tiptoe through THOSE tulips, motherfucker!
Or I would go with the extended version of Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. That way, I could take my sweet time getting to the mound. You know, grab a bite, chat with a couple of fans, saw all of the opposing bats in half.
 
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