If You Could Fight Someone Famous...

[ChefChiTown]

...who would it be?

I would love to fight all the members of Creed, the whole entire cast of Grey's Anatomy and I would give every dollar I make for the rest of my life if I could fight the dog from Air Bud.

 

[Torre82]

I dont mean to sound... abusive? Angry? But.. every last female that needs a dose of reality.

Madonna.
Britney Spears.
Every pornstar who had the height of pornstar-ic freedom and financial reign and threw it away. (I believe Chassey Lane was one?)
Janet Reno
My ******.
Your ******.
:uts on my flak jacket::
Sarah Palin. HOW CAN YOU EXCEPT THE VP POSITION WHEN YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE JOB?!? G_d fucking dammit you're hot.. :::still conflicted:::

Males?

Shia LaBitch
Johnny Knoxville (I personally dont think he will ever die, he's taken so much **** and come out laughing)
The cast of Dirty Sanchez (So much more hardcore compared to jackass)
Edward Norton from fight club (bad fucking ass, crazy ****** fucker, has his nerves set to a switch permanently set to OFF)
Eric Clapton (I love his music, I love the guy.. he's been through so much bullshit and still has the 'magic'... but do you sometimes feel like it would be.. awesome... to destroy something unique?) To exercise your right to be an angry, destructive asshole? That's perhaps admitting a sociopathic tendency but.. honestly wouldnt you relish the utter chaos that resulted from one simple act of aggression? Like taking a magnifying glass to a colony of ants, but on a much.. bigger.. scale.
Dave Chapelle : No, I'm Rick james.

Bitch.

(I love Dave Chapelle too, but.. he is a bit whiney, a bit high-pitched. I'd probably laugh my ass off while beating him.)

 

[bodie54]

Hello there and welcome back, Chef :thumbsup:

I'd beat some sense into Torre about his sick, demented, grand old partyish Sarah Palin compulsion :1orglaugh

And yeah, as a recent winner of both POTW and MOTW he qualifies as famous

 

[om3ga]

While I would normally eschew ********, I'd make an exception for...

Hanson (for inflicting "MMMBop" on the world)
Katie Price aka Jordan (I just can't stand her)
Tony Blair
Pete Doherty
Amy Winehouse
Jonathan Frakes (for ruining Thunderbirds)
The woman in the "Shake & Vac" ads (which irritated me no end, back in the day)
Take That

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Off the top of my mind, I'd say Jimmy Kimmel. Lance Bass could use a good old fashion ass-whoopin', that little girl. Kobe Bryant and his cocky ass attitude. George Lopez for his tasteless anti-white tyrades; him, more than anybody I would like to leave in a pool of his own *****. I know there are a lot of other people I have detested in the past, but it's early yet today... :*****:

 

[Spleen]

Shatner.

I'd fight William Shatner...

 

[Fresno]

I don't believe in fighting anyone, but if they start it I will finish it!

 

[Spleen]

I'm sure there are lots of famous people who want to start a fight with you.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Mark Mcgwire. I idolized him when he was St. Louis Cardinal (before the steroids scandal). I had a golden opportunity to have my picture taken with him and the *** of a bitch just completely ignored me.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Mark Mcgwire. I idolized him when he was St. Louis Cardinal (before the steroids scandal). I had a golden opportunity to have my picture taken with him and the *** of a bitch just completely ignored me.

What a prick. Sounds like a perfect candidate: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=233392

 

[Funkwerkz]

Some Turkish *********** that you don't give a **** for their names.

 

[nealdrox]

Nathan Lane
Jack Black

 

[Torre82]

Hello there and welcome back, Chef :thumbsup:

I'd beat some sense into Torre about his sick, demented, grand old partyish Sarah Palin compulsion :1orglaugh

And yeah, as a recent winner of both POTW and MOTW he qualifies as famous

I beat myself every day. I have yet to beat myself to pics of Sarah Palin, tho. One day my composure will fail me and the FleshLight will tiptoe over to the side of the chair, do a rainbow jump up and onto.. my stiff cock. I'll fight it tooth and nail, but the PalinLight will NOT let up on this issue.(DAMN YOUR PRO LIFE STANCE! UNGH that's tight..) I'd send a request for federal aid to washington but the senate dismisses the issue and dammit, I'm getting close.. I can barely concentrate but I manage to disrupt the alaskan semen pipeline and even though I cum.. naught is produced into the FleshRepubLight and I retire to my chambers to sacrifice another goat for my evil overlord, Darth Obama.

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

 

[villiageidiot]

I'd love to beat the living FUCK out of Flavor Flav. To me he is most annoying little maggot on the planet!:thefinger

 

[BlueBalls]

I dont think there is enough space on this board, because there are so many people in the public eye that I would love to beat to death with a lead pipe and then cut their eyes out and **** in the holes.

Here are just a few of a list that includes millions:

David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
Jordan
Bill O'Rielly

.............and many more...

 

[ChefChiTown]

I just thought of someone who I would like to add to my list...

JOE BUCK

 

[bodie54]

I beat myself every day. I have yet to beat myself to pics of Sarah Palin, tho.

And so it must remain!
I understand the fantasy, but there IS no converting that woman. If anything it's YOU and your mortal democratic soul that would be at risk. If thou shouldst use her graven image to take thyself in hand, thou shalt suddenly find thyself adorned in button down oxfords, chinos and boat shoes. You'll develop an interest in hunting harmless *******, the stuffed carcasses of which you'll hang on your faux wood paneled study walls, alongside your framed stock certificates from gignormous oil companies. You'll find yourself longing for your next manicure, attending Bible study classes, and repetitively using the word "bootstraps" whenever anyone mentions minorities.

That, and so much more, will be your fate.

And so I ask you, my friend: Is it worth it? Is it really worth it?

One day my composure will fail me and the FleshLight will tiptoe over to the side of the chair, do a rainbow jump up and onto.. my stiff cock. I'll fight it tooth and nail, but the PalinLight will NOT let up on this issue.(DAMN YOUR PRO LIFE STANCE! UNGH that's tight..)

Blaming the *** instead of the shooter. Very good. For now you're still squared away on 2nd amendment issues But that too will change, should you allow yourself to be Palined!

my evil overlord, Darth Obama.

:bowdown:

 

[maildude]

I've wanted to lay out Russell Crowe for a while now. He's an asshole.

 

[Becks...poamr]

A Rod.

C'mon. I could whip his ass in seconds.

 

[hedonis]

There are so many...

And most of the time, when there's a famous person I'd like to take a piece of re-bar to, it's because they're a condescending cock gobbler who acts like some sort of deity because they can either:

A. Do make believe and look good (actors)
B. Repeat "dance" moves and pretend to sing
C. Work in politics
D. Have fame and notoriety, despite the fact that they do nothing worthwhile (i.e. Paris Hilton, Andy Dick, Kim Kardashian)

I once, as a cop, met some guy who was once a contestant on a reality show, got voted off of it, what have you. A local bar had this guy coming, and they were advertising it! Anyhow, I had to go into the bar for some other call, and this guy approached me and the other officer, and thought it would be cute to fuck with us because of his "*********" status.

It was only when I told him "I have no idea who you are, I don't watch TV, and if you touch my badge again, you're going to drown in pepper spray", that he acted like a complete jackoff, laughed, and walked away with his entourage. I wonder whose phone he repaired today.

H