If you could be a pornstar for a day, who would you be?

LaurenPhillips

Official Checked Star Member
I would be Dani Daniels, just because she seems to live this interesting life.
 
Manuel Ferrara because he gets to fuck the hottest babes on earth and earns a huge amount of money for fucking them.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Peter North...so I can blow a load in your mouth from 3 feet away! :D
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Just for a day? "lifetime would be a lot better!"
I would love to be Johnny Sins he fucked almost every all of my favorites! In an other hand Bill Bailey fucked 3 times Jennifer Dark! so i would like to be at his place too!
Can i be both of them? :D

Lauren Phillips seems like she has a lot of fun; I wouldn't mind living her life for a day.
So that means that you would love to suck/ride a cock? :D

Porno Dan.
C'mon that bastard killed Animus dog! boooo! :1orglaugh
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Rocco Siffredi

Just because he is a cool guy, but a bit crazy, too
 

rivasky

the special one
Jon Dough because he's dead.
 
You must have forgotten word "with" x2 from the topic? Answer is noone...

Perhaps a better question would be why would I ever want to be any other person and why pick out of all the possibilities a pornstar?

Then again I think the timing for this kind of question comes out perfectly with all the AVN and drama with porn girls and guys pulling each other from the hair fighting over awards they think they deserve more than any other person in the world with their cheap below average whatever scenes... That would be a funny to sit one day as a pornstar in AVN awards watching the hell get loose...
 
Johnny Sins

A buff due who works out so he has a body the ladies love. I have also never heard anyone say a bad word about him. All I hear is what a cool guy he is. Someone who is "blessed" between his legs, treats women right and has people say nothing but nice things to say about him is what all guys should strive to be. I could shave my head like he does but as big as my head is I'd look stupid so the fact he is cleanly shaven up top means he can rub his bald dome on some woman's bald beaver and when she cums she cums on his head and he can rub her sweet tasting girl juice into his scalp
 

DuanCulo

Moderator
Staff member
Shane Diesel

Thickest cock in the game that most pornstars nowadays describe as their biggest (since Shorty Mac is retired and Billy Glide passed away [RIP]) and gives women many squirting orgasms.

OR


Mike Adriano

I get to have a fat cock and lick/fuck female buttholes ... sounds like a win to me. Plus he makes porn I like to watch, POV that focuses on the woman. Before Blacked & Vixen (many thanks to Greg Lansky), his porn was probably the highest quality in terms of high definition.
 
This being a purely theoretical exercise, me being quite content with my partner and my sex life, and me being a pervy weirdo, I'd go Bobbi Starr. It's one day. I know what it's like to have a great fuck with someone I'm into. Literally. So why do I need to be some hung stooge (no offense, if we have male ocsm) fucking a stranger? Wild sidin' it, and if you're going down that side street, Ms. Starr will take you full tilt. :cool:
 
I think this thread should be moved to gay section with so much homosexual fibes emanating from the most of these answers.

Another half of the people here want to be a female pornstar. That's because deep inside they all want to suck cock and have strap-on deep in their ugly booties... Then again on the other side we have people who idolize male pornstars, but I have doubts they idolize of male pornstars because they want to fuck women, but because those males are the main stars in the porn movies they like...
:suspicious:

Answer is I'm still going to be me, fuck all the hottest pornstars and throw a middle finger to all these tiny dick gay boys. Then again being a male pornstar is kind of like a form of masochism, you only get to have the tip, never cum inside and all you can do is to cry when these girls give the best love balls deep inside to their real boyfriends with those porn dudes ending up at the home with their balls all empty unable to even have sex with their girlfriends... That doesn't sound all so exiting to me...
:stir:

Then again I think, seeing the hell break loose in AVN is like the peak of being a pornstar... need to bring some popcorn and enjoy the show from the front row...
 
I think this thread should be moved to gay section with so much homosexual fibes emanating from the most of these answers.

Another half of the people here want to be a female pornstar. That's because deep inside they all want to suck cock and have strap-on deep in their ugly booties... Then again on the other side we have people who idolize male pornstars, but I have doubts they idolize of male pornstars because they want to fuck women, but because those males are the main stars in the porn movies they like...
:suspicious:

Answer is I'm still going to be me, fuck all the hottest pornstars and throw a middle finger to all these tiny dick gay boys. Then again being a male pornstar is kind of like a form of masochism, you only get to have the tip, never cum inside and all you can do is to cry when these girls give the best love balls deep inside to their real boyfriends with those porn dudes ending up at the home with their balls all empty unable to even have sex with their girlfriends... That doesn't sound all so exiting to me...
:stir:

Then again I think, seeing the hell break loose in AVN is like the peak of being a pornstar... need to bring some popcorn and enjoy the show from the front row...

I find his latent homosexuality, cloaked in homophobia, both ironic and compelling. Thanks for your post, sailor. ;) Tell us more about what people really want.
 
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