Shouldn't it be like, at least as big as my arm or something? Why so tiny if it's supposed to be the mot important? Looking at a body you'd think arms and legs are way more important but it's the penis. So why isn't the penis bigger than an arm or a leg, since you know it's the most important part of the body?
If the penis is the most important part of the body then why is it so small?
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Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
Every Nation Needs a God-Emperor!
You mean yours is not? Or do you just have small arms?
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Depends on the State, for instance, in Washington D.C., the brain is the smallest, As for me, if my dick was as big as one of my arms, I would need 3 hands to jack it off.
Weren't you complaining recently about hardcore scenes with huge cocks in them? Dicks just can't win with you!
These threads are starting to sound like a Dr Seuss book.
I'm thinking it's so it can avoid getting harmed when under attack, and the bigger parts that can take more damage would provide cover when under attack too.
Prod3
Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
This is why the T-Rex died out....it could not have a wank!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Is there even an approximate number of how many times Sean Connery slapped an uppity lass in the mouth with his cock?
gmase
Nattering Nabob of Negativism
A non-zero number I presume.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Here Sean is strangling a lady from behind with a Glasgow Necktie while mugging at the camera. Only Sean Connery could get away with misogynistic mischief like that.
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