If the Broncos sign Peyton Manning...

I'll never watch them again, as long as Pat Bowlen owns the team. Way to throw Tebow under the bus, jack-ass!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
To say that you would take Tebow, a QB who is mediocre at best over a 4 time MVP, Super Bowl MVP, and the man who ranks 3rd or better in every major NFL statistical category is unbelievably asinine. He will go down as one of the greatest (if not the best) QB in NFL history. And Peyton may not pray on the field, but when has he ever been involved in a scandal apart from fucking around on his wife? He's a fucking pillar of the community. There's a church in Indy called the Peyton' Manning Children's Hospital for fuck's sake. He has given so much to the city. The fact that he's leaving doesn't just mean that Indy is losing a star player, it also means that it's losing a great person. Peyton will be deeply missed. Any team that he goes to will be lucky to have him.
 
Hmmm...lets see. On one hand there is somebody who is one of the best players the sport has ever seen, and who has at least a decent chance to be healthy again in the near future. On the other is Tebow, a quarterback who was probably ranked around the 30st best QB last season and has little prospect of getting very significantly better. Yeah, that would be a tough choice. :rolleyes:
 
I really like Sanchez, but I would love to see Peyton in Green and White. :)
No, but their chances are about 5 times better with Manning. Sorry, but that's pretty much a fact.
Sure. But, there is no guarantee Manning will take them to the Super Bowl.
Sanchez = Pussy

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^ that's fuckin hilarious....

Hopefully Peyton end up in Tennessee. That franchise deserves a leader of his stature....
 
Tebow swallows cock and the Broncos eat shit.

Really well thought out post...nice building of tension and interesting insights...just thought you should have fleshed out the characters a little more...given them a little more depth...and I would have liked to have known more about the Broncos as a whole. Overall, good start...needs some work, but you're on your way.

And oh yeah, you're a fucking douchebag.
 
I'll be the first to admit Tebow exceeded expectations last year and at the very least should be given the opportunity to start at some point in the future. But if you have a chance to add Peyton fucking Manning, you take it. That's not a knock on Tebow. It's Peyton fucking Manning we're talking about here. Hello? You play to win the game!1
 
I'll be the first to admit Tebow exceeded expectations last year and at the very least should be given the opportunity to start at some point in the future. But if you have a chance to add Peyton fucking Manning, you take it. That's not a knock on Tebow. It's Peyton fucking Manning we're talking about here. Hello? You play to win the game!1

This. Tebow was fun to watch, but come on....that shit was luck. Manning all the way. A 50% Manning is ten times better than a 100% Tebow.

And those numbers don't lie.
 
I'll be the first to admit Tebow exceeded expectations last year and at the very least should be given the opportunity to start at some point in the future. But if you have a chance to add Peyton fucking Manning, you take it. That's not a knock on Tebow. It's Peyton fucking Manning we're talking about here. Hello? You play to win the game!1

Is fucking his official middle name? 'cause that would be pretty cool.

Stranger: "Hello, my name is John."
Peyton Fucking Manning: "Hi, John. It's nice to meet you. My name is Peyton Fucking Manning."
Stranger: "Really? That name is awesome."
Peyton Fucking Manning: "I know. It suits me."
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Is fucking his official middle name? 'cause that would be pretty cool.

Stranger: "Hello, my name is John."
Peyton Fucking Manning: "Hi, John. It's nice to meet you. My name is Peyton Fucking Manning."
Stranger: "Really? That name is awesome."
Peyton Fucking Manning: "I know. It suits me."
Stranger: It is very nice to meet you.
Peyton Fucking Manning: What is your name?
Stranger: lurking cock holster dirk
Peyton Fucking Manning:...
Stranger: Want to hold hands?
Peyton Fucking Manning: I have a bus to catch.
Stranger: We're in the middle of the ocean...
Peyton Fucking Manning: STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! AND STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR COCK! AND TELL VODKAVICTIM TO STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF HIS MUTILATED COCKS! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!! SICK!!! That Stan guy sounds pretty cool, though.
Stranger: He is! He's my hero! I dream of being him every night!
Peyton Fucking Manning: So do I, lurking cock holster dirk. So do I.

Yeah. Yeah.
 

PirateKing

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Just another example of the skewed logic that some people have. You'd rather have the lame-ass wholesome image guy than the power player. Who cares what hapoens to Tebow? All that matters in football is ability.
 
Just another example of the skewed logic that some people have. You'd rather have the lame-ass wholesome image guy than the power player. Who cares what hapoens to Tebow? All that matters in football is ability.

The funny thing is, Peyton has a pretty wholesome image too. He is a class act AND an all-pro player. I honestly think theres only about 7 or 8 teams in the league right now that shouldn't be making a major push to sign Peyton.
 
I would love to see Payton Manning come play for my Broncos. Though, I don't think it's going to happen.

I also think it the perfect way to get rid of Tim Tebow without upsetting some of our fans. Like STDiva said... "It's Payton Fucking Manning!" I think they'll understand.
 
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