If The Angie's List Lady Had A Sex Dungeon How Many Stars On Yelp Do You Think It Would Receive?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Better or worse that Martha Stewart's Torture Chamber of Dr Sadism?

"It's Mistress Angela down here, shitstain!"

"She made my asshole look like a medium Pepperoni Pizza! I'll be back next time I'm in the mood to have my starfish crusted!!"