>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!!

[Petra]

What would you do if you got to walk around in the shoes of the famed playboy, Hugh Hefner? Would you hang around at the mansion or would you go on a date with a hot playmate? Take a moment to tell us what you would do and have a chance to win a Playboy Watch, just in time for Christmas!!!

Here are the rules:

1.) To enter, you must write a 200 word story starting with "If I were Hugh Hefner for one day...". Please send me the story via PM!

2.) Enteries will be accepted from now until Monday, December 17th at 12pm GMT +1 (6am EST)

3.) A thread with all the enteries will be posted on Tuesday, December 18th where the board community will be able to vote on the best story. Contestant's names will not be attached to the stories to keep the voting as unbiased as possible.

4.) The winner will be announced on Friday, December 21sh at 12pm GMT+1 (6am EST). The second and third places will recieve Freeones points.

5.) Every entry that meets the requirements of the contest will recieve 100 Freeones Points! Just for taking the time to enter!!!!

Very important note: Anyone who is registered to the board may enter, however, only a winner with a valid US address will be eligable to win the watch. Winners from any other country will recieve a check for the value of the watch.

Good luck!

 

[dave_rhino]

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Winners from any other country will recieve a check for the value of the watch.[/COLOR]

Good luck!

Are we allowed to know how much that is?

 

[tunsty]

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I doubt even Heff' could muster 500 words on why he likes to be himself..

 

[KungFuDude]

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Well, I've already got a 1500 word article about Jerry Buss due for the local newspaper this week. But maybe I could squeeze this in on my train ride into work.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

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I got 498 words! I'm two words short! Does anyone know a more informal term for Anal Handjob?

 

[tunsty]

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I got 498 words! I'm two words short! Does anyone know a more informal term for Anal Handjob?

Pooper-prod?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

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Pooper-prod?

Nice! But that's too urban. I want something more rural.

 

[Petra]

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Are we allowed to know how much that is?

Did you look at the link to the watch??

 

[gmaxman1212]

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does heff have a yacht ? if yes it cold be more interesting than just in the mansion.

 

[BigSwede]

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Do all the girlfriends and throw a big party for all the celebs he knows.
What else is there to say?:1orglaugh
Now gimme the watch!:hatsoff:

 

[dave_rhino]

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I had a pretty good idea, but I got to 100 words and realised I'm far too lazy.

 

[poggy]

Re: >>>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!!

1.) To enter, you must write a 500 word story starting with "If I were Hugh Hefner for one day...". Please send me the story via PM!

Lets see...

If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...

Transfer all his money to my bank account.

Sign all his assets into my name.

(I seem to be unable to get over 23 words :dunno

 

[L3ggy]

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NOW that's a watch!

 

[cartman24]

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Awesome watch, I'll have to see what I can come up for this. There are so many things I would love to do if I were in his shoes.

 

[coolbeers]

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how many times can I use the word tittyfuck?:dunno:

 

[Roald]

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Am I allowed to play along? I need a new watch

 

[L3ggy]

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Am I allowed to play along? I need a new watch

Don't we all?

 

[-KING-]

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what if i just wrote "Fuck the playmates" 200 times, makin it 600 words...would that count?

 

[dick van cock]

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Yeah, Hugh Hefner is great! Scrounging 'round the house in his bathrobe all day; thinking the world owes him a living...

Grandpa van Cock did the same thing for 20 years at the old folks home...






... and the nurses there looked a lot better than the plastic bimbos at the Playboy Mansion...

flylicker

 

[Vanilla Bear]

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I dont like Hugh Hefner...I dont want to be Hugh Hefner.
But if I was Hugh Hefner I would ban faked titties from the Playboy.