if apple brought out sex toys

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Namreg

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they'd cost $300, and they wouldn't be compatible with 98% of all vaginas. they also would stop vibrating after 3 weeks of use, but that wouldn't be a defect, it'd be a "feature."
 

larss

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iWank

When released it would have just an on and off switch, and cost 4 times the price of a similar non apple product. The device would then be upgraded with new features every 6 months for a couple of years before a new version is released with half the features of the original.
 
iWank

When released it would have just an on and off switch, and cost 4 times the price of a similar non apple product. The device would then be upgraded with new features every 6 months for a couple of years before a new version is released with half the features of the original.

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