I want to fuck my boss

[Psychology]

Like seriously. I just started a new job today and was often in close proximity with my boss. She stood right in front of me with her ass just 2 inches from my dick (while showing me a schedule). I seriously considered just bending her over right there and accepting a life in jail. I usually have a good amount of self-control (I just go home and whack it after seeing a hot woman), but today I was dangerously close to actually touching her. I kinda felt myself losing control. I had to catch myself in the act of grabbing her ass. I even purposely looked down her pants when she bent over and saw the entry of her asscrack (I looked despite us being in front of everyone).

I sense myself going down a dangerous path to the dark side. I won't go into detail, but what's a man to do to stop this shit with the quickness?

 

[titsrock]

I don't know if you're exaggerating just to try to make up an interesting thread or if you're being serious...

BUT

Don't be a moron. Think about your career. Reality is not porn. There is 99.9% chance that your boss is doing her job and not trying to entice you to bend her over and pound away like a horny street mutt.

You only get one chance in life. There are really no "do-overs" in most things. If you make a pass at your boss and get fired...she could put that little sexual harrassment FLAG on your personal file and than you'll be fucked for the rest of your career.

Be smart. In a year...if you're still attracted to your boss, maybe you can "make a move" (as in ask her out for a drink) but make sure you have a plan on your next promotion or can move into another area within the company in case she shoots you down.

 

[Psychology]

I don't know if you're exaggerating just to try to make up an interesting thread or if you're being serious...

BUT

Don't be a moron. Think about your career. Reality is not porn. There is 99.9% chance that your boss is doing her job and not trying to entice you to bend her over and pound away like a horny street mutt.

You only get one chance in life. There are really no "do-overs" in most things. If you make a pass at your boss and get fired...she could put that little sexual harrassment FLAG on your personal file and than you'll be fucked for the rest of your career.

Be smart. In a year...if you're still attracted to your boss, maybe you can "make a move" (as in ask her out for a drink) but make sure you have a plan on your next promotion or can move into another area within the company in case she shoots you down.

She wasn't purposely doing it. She had a ring on her finger so I assume she's married. This lust is strictly on my part. I knda kept staring at her. WTF, I fail.

 

[youwanttoshagme]

Is it a job worth keeping? Can you approach her without looking like a rapist?

 

[Psychology]

Is it a job worth keeping? Can you approach her without looking like a rapist?

No, I can't. Guess it's just more sexual frustration for me.

 

[dick van cock]

My boss is fucking with me every day

 

[calpoon]

sure there's been women that have lit my fuse so to speak. and my eyes can't help but wander about on their own, but that's it. I don't feel any inclination to act out of any bounds of respectability or let it on.

If it really is that much of a self-control problem for you that you can't think of anything else, i'd recommend just transferring departments or jobs.

as other have said, it's better than making a fool of yourself or worse.

and if it's more than just thought, if you really think that You Might be able to commit uncontrollable action, then you may want to seek professional help. I'm not one to look down on people, but that is not normal or healthy.

 

[titsrock]

Dude? First off, you didn't point out that she's married and, if you have a shred of morality, is off limits. PERIOD. It's pointless to even fantasize. Again..REALITY..hello..

Secondly, you are simply fixated on her because you cant have her. I worked in an office a couple of years ago and lusted after a co-worker who "just wanted to be friends." It's a daily headache inducer to see someone everyday who you ain't going to ever have a chance with.

Go join a running club or a gym so you put yourself in the path of other, available hot chicks. That's what I did and it worked.

 

[Jagger69]

Not to be redundant but FUCK NO DON'T DO IT.

 

[chrisuncleahmad]

Don't do it.

If I had a boss that looked like Katja Kassin, I wouldn't jeopardize the job because there are more important things than pleasure.

 

[devlinvelez]

AAHHHHHH......Go ahead see what happens..........you live only once in life

 

[dave_rhino]

What a coincidence, I want you to fuck your boss too!

 

[Torre82]

I find that reality is a tempting, evil place to be in. So many holes... so many tits..

So to give myself some breathing room I simply flirt with all of them, ask them all invidually if they'd like to go out for coffee or a cocktail and if they say no.. well rejection isnt sexy so that's nice closure for the whole lust.. self control.. thing.

Luckily I've managed to avoid getting into any legal, financial or ..ahem.. well I do have trouble in one area but dangit they didnt get pregnant and their husbands dont know so all is well!

 

[Quagmire33]

then theres the ones that will lead you on and say ok you can go out for a drink with me then bam when you ask for their number or more details. They tout on you for coming on to them too much.
Either way nearly anything in the work place is too awqward or difficult

 

[calpoon]

I just go in the break room and pour some coffee down the front of my pants. that takes care of it.

 

[Namreg]

i once read that roughly 70% percent of peolpe that work together have fantasies about each other, just because they happen to spend a lot of time together... so you're not alone there. try finding something about her that annoys you (maybe she drives an ugly car, or has horrible taste in music) and then focus on that.

 

[Purple†Pain]

Like seriously. I just started a new job today and was often in close proximity with my boss. She stood right in front of me with her ass just 2 inches from my dick (while showing me a schedule). I seriously considered just bending her over right there and accepting a life in jail. I usually have a good amount of self-control (I just go home and whack it after seeing a hot woman), but today I was dangerously close to actually touching her. I kinda felt myself losing control. I had to catch myself in the act of grabbing her ass. I even purposely looked down her pants when she bent over and saw the entry of her asscrack (I looked despite us being in front of everyone).

I sense myself going down a dangerous path to the dark side. I won't go into detail, but what's a man to do to stop this shit with the quickness?

three words "Cell Block Bitch" or having to resort to sleeping standing up with your back to the wall. Sorry dude, but the days of dragging a woman in the cave is over

 

[devlinvelez]

Go Ahead .....you know you want to.......

 

[Torre82]

three words "Cell Block Bitch" or having to resort to sleeping standing up with your back to the wall. Sorry dude, but the days of dragging a woman in the cave is over

Only in first-world countries!! God knows if I had enough money to fly over to the phillipines and buy 4 ping pong ball pussy girls, 2 ladyboys and 1 of those grannies that can give correct change using their pussy skills.. well.. I just might. But then again, clinic bill might be more expensive than the trip.

So just nevermind, OKAY?!? Kill all dreams of finding a mate and skipping her actual approval while I take her back to my cave whilst fending off raptors, wooly mammi and the harsh cold!


And by cave, I mean my Home-Which-Rests-Upon-Wheels-of-Awesome-ness.

 

[Member2019]

There's one thing that stood out ...

Everything else aside, this is not good ...

(I looked despite us being in front of everyone)

Eck. If this was all in your mind, maybe.

But the fact that others saw your intentions, even if you weren't going to go through with them, it might be a good time to look for other employment or even resign -- immediately -- stating, "I had some medical/personal/whatever-sounds-good issues on my first day that caused me a lapse in professional judgement."

Either that, or just weather what people will say and just respond with, "understand I had some medical/personal/whatever-sounds-good issues I was just getting over with and my judgement sometimes lapsed as a result." People will understand that as long as they never see you pull it again.

The choice is yours, but if you stay, never pull it again.

I could have fucked one of my secretaries, who looked like Samantha Anderson only even more beautiful in the face. But I didn't, even though no one would have found out. The reality is that you don't mess with any woman in a professional setting, period.

You can even tell her she is beautiful, and make your point with very respectful, but flattering statements in a social environment. But you don't ever cross any line when you are in a professional setting, period. Also remember that even in a social setting, some women can be irresponsible, so it's best to only say something in front of others in that social setting.

In fact, if you don't feel comfortable saying it in front of others, then it's probably a good idea not to say it. I just flattered a woman I worked with a few weeks ago, one that was a 9 in my book (personal definition: I only see a few 9's in person per year). I basically did it over a long discussion on various things, and there were other men around so they knew exactly how I said it and it could not be taken as remotely as anything but honest flattery without any other issues.