i want a shirt that says

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I want a shirt that says "Stop making dumb threads."
 
or a shirt that says if I cant shit im going to tell you to back off
or one that says if im not pissing all the way im going to tell you how the fuck I feel
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
I want one that says "Keith Richards for President" on it,with a picture of Keith from about 1972 done in the style of a one-dollar-bill....




*Looks down*

Whoa!!!! Where the fuck did that come from!?
 
I want a bumper stick for my car that says, "Go Green: Suck my dick."
 
"I Did Sarah Palin" (on the front)

"And She Loved It" (on the back)
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I want a shirt that says in order to elaborate you must have a six inch penis

I haven't seen you in forever, it's been quite a long time
But I'm glad you're back now, because I've been itching to rhyme
You want a shirt that talks about the size of your penis?
Well that's just one of the many differences between us

Because I don't want anybody to know about my cock
The sheer truth of it's size would put the whole world in shock
But you already know, if there was a test on it, you'd pass
I've been fucking you with my rhymes, shoving my lyrical dick in your ass

But I'm glad that you're back, and that's just being honest
I'm happy your presence is once again laid upon us
And it's also nice to see that you're now the "assholebythedoor"
But maybe next time you could be more accurate and switch your name to "mymommasastupidwhore"
 

habo9

Banned
I had a T-shirt that said "A dogs for life not just Friday night" , it was quite humurous and a good looking T-shirt and always a good conversation starter with girls when I was at a club , it was my lucky T-shirt never failed to pull a girl when I had it on.....................ironic , considering what it said...................

So I wish I had my old T-shirt back with that on it.................
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I want a shirt that says: "My honor student crucified your Jesus."
 
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