I Spackled My Taint With Diarrhea That Was Both Spicy Hot And Temperature Hot This Morning At 5:07AM

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

After the upside-down volcano stopped erupting I saw I was on my last roll of toilet paper and had to count and calculate just how many wipes I would need seeing how many squares I could use for each wipe. I had to wring the taint hairs out first with 4 squares folded over twice but then had enough paper to wipe myself 4 times using 3 squares folded over three times on each wipe. The tips of my fingers turned beige and smelled but I washed my hands good with hot water then got back to bed at 5:52AM.

 

[assari]

That can happen when you eat too much McDonald's stuff!

 

[Jack Davenport]

After the upside-down volcano stopped erupting I saw I was on my last roll of toilet paper and had to count and calculate just how many wipes I would need seeing how many squares I could use for each wipe. I had to wring the taint hairs out first with 4 squares folded over twice but then had enough paper to wipe myself 4 times using 3 squares folded over three times on each wipe. The tips of my fingers turned beige and smelled but I washed my hands good with hot water then got back to bed at 5:52AM.

Ok, now I'm starving.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ok, now I'm starving.

 

[cometcomma]

After the upside-down volcano stopped erupting I saw I was on my last roll of toilet paper and had to count and calculate just how many wipes I would need seeing how many squares I could use for each wipe. I had to wring the taint hairs out first with 4 squares folded over twice but then had enough paper to wipe myself 4 times using 3 squares folded over three times on each wipe. The tips of my fingers turned beige and smelled but I washed my hands good with hot water then got back to bed at 5:52AM.

I noticed you did not use soap to wash with. Perhaps your fingers found their way up a vagina. How did that work for you and her. When will you be eating out that pussy ? any time soon.