I should probably lose like 5 kg

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7523697, member: 579739"]This thread is really entertaining right now. I'll be lurking over here in the corner whilst this is going on.

:lurk:
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
So does this mean we shouldn't call the cheese made in Gouda, Gouda cheese? Or belgian style fries, Belgian Fries? Or how about French Toast and Parmesan cheese? Australian meat pie, boston bun, or Philly cheese steak? How about a New York Pizza or American Marshmallows? Then we have Cumberland sausage, Turkish delights, Yorkshire pudding, Worcestershire Sauce, Baked Alaska, Black Forest Cake, Boston Cream Pie, the Hamburger, London broil, american cheese, Mississippi Mud Pies, the Brazil nut, irish stew, swedish meatballs, german chocolate cake, dutch cocoa, english muffins, danishes, belgian waffles, Mongolian Beef, New York Style Bagels, cheddar cheese, Spanish Rice, Dijon Mustard, Bolognese sauce, Brussels sprout, Limbuger and Brie cheese.

This isn't even going into drinks. We have the Long Island Icetea, Blue Hawaii, Colombia, Manhattan, and don't forget the Singapore Sling. Then you have Irish cream, Cognac, and Scotch. For those who don't like ******* we have Spa water, Seltzer, and Java.

Then we can move on to Dutch Ovens, Australian football, marathons, roman candle, venetian blind and mask, french doors, french balcony, the Balaclava, turkish carpets, damascus steel, delftware, dresden porcelain, the fez hat, gordian knot, the paris green, duffel bags, chihuahuas, shetland ponies, belgian warmbloods, german warmbloods, devonshire rex, chantilly lace, and something we all love...LESBIANS.

Well fuck, most of the world must be nazis for daring to call a product/technique after their country or city.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Losing weight turns into exercise which turns into cookies which turns into yogurt which turns into Nazis. You can miss a day on these boards.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7523697, member: 579739"]This thread is really entertaining right now. I'll be lurking over here in the corner whilst this is going on.

Um ok , what happened to this thread? Please carry on, I want to see where this ends up.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
What the fuck did I just read?
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Someone's practicing necromancy.

However, as it turns out I'm diabetic. The "my pancreas is a total deadbeat" kind. It turns out adults diagnosed with T1 have a slower dying pancreas than little **** so we can survive years w/o taking insulin (or other meds) as long as what our dying pancreas produces is in line with what we eat. I probably was diabetic for years before my diagnosis but very well controlled due to keto.

With that note, now is the time to be diagnosed. The tecnnology is amazing. I'm becoming a cyborg with censors and insulin pump. :cthulhu:
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Instead of listing & tagging them all, I'll just say I sure do miss a lot of the people that posted in this thread, and a few that I don't miss, and an odd one or two I wish were missing. 😂

Cyborg Cthulhu is too much awesome to comprehend.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Instead of listing & tagging them all, I'll just say I sure do miss a lot of the people that posted in this thread, and a few that I don't miss, and an odd one or two I wish were missing. 😂

Cyborg Cthulhu is too much awesome to comprehend.
Cyborg Cthulthu hates life when he catches the looong tube that goes from pump to body part on desk chair arms, door knobs, drawer handles....... tired of washing ***** out of clothes LOL
 
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