I should have been a rapper instead of a pornographer

[shimmy2]

i did some ghostwriting last night and had Dru who's actually a white rapper sample a beat and rap my lines for me. rapping is much easier than i thought it would be, really anyone can do this. i wrote 12 bars in like 2 minutes



:crowdgrin

 

[Wetpussycatsinheat]

Yeah word up Shim Shady! "Fucks a thousand Dominican girls without Viagra pills"

 

[shimmy2]

Yeah word up Shim Shady! "Fucks a thousand Dominican girls without Viagra pills"

dam youtube, here's a hardlink to video on my blog page: http://3rdworldgirls.com/?p=220

 

[lurkingdirk]

Really, you shouldn't have been a rapper OR a pornographer.

:2 cents:

 

[Hondatard]

I dont think rapping is actually that hard for anyone. Dr Seuss was the greatest rapper of all time.

 

[Deepcover]

I'm gonna pretend I didn't come to this board.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

There's a difference between actually rapping and just writing the rap.

 

[DOA82]

Sweet - When are you planning on getting shot?

 

[Lorazepam]

This is amazing.

 

[squallumz]

ahaha, shimmy!

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Shimmy Cent...

 

[Johan]

Nobody should be allowed to become a rapper.

 

[sleep]

Sweet - When are you planning on getting shot?

According to Chris Rock you are correct sir!

"I'm watching the news … Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets … no, they wasn't.

Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

Them two ******s got shot! Shit, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday."

 

[vodkazvictim]

Which is it more shamefull to be, a failed rapper or a failed pornogropher?

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay the first rappin' pornographer give him the mic now
take it away....