I Saw A Lady Working At A Middle Eastern Restaurant That Looked Like She Had Four Butt Cheeks

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

First of all it looks like she got one of those ass implant things, not more asses but one enlarged enough to look like she has Siamese Ass Twins. She wore pants that were extremely sheer with panties underneath that were bunchy and constricting at the same time. If she had four butt cheeks she could have two assholes, one for soft serve and one for scoops. Fourteen ounce filet mignon with rice and veggies for only twenty-nine ninety-five.

Thanks for reading me thinking out loud and pondering what I was thinking in real time retroactively.