I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico Bl

She squatted down like a baseball catcher trying to use an umbrella to cover herself up but she was too fat and I saw too much including the launching of the brown torpedo.

 

[meesterperfect]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

I saw a homeless do that to once. He just pulled down his shorts, shit on the ground, and pulled them up and continued walking....almost in one quick motion. He was really good at it.

 

[Torre82]

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*assumes thoughtful pose, ponders this*
*thinks to self*
I have a few choices.
Do I talk about the lovely scent of booze-tinged ammonia VIA piss puddles from the hobos in the summer, downtown?
Do i do a vulgar 'PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'?
Do I google maps los angeles, at this address given? (Side answer: FUCK YES.) https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...7dc4f607d6952!8m2!3d34.0452441!4d-118.4189362

Next time this happens, you need to document, my brother. I'm talking FULL ON PORNFAN99 LEVELS OF ZOOM.

*sighs to myself, thinks: I really shouldnt be so curious about these incidents*

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

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I miss LA. I really do.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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*assumes thoughtful pose, ponders this*
*thinks to self*
I have a few choices.
Do I talk about the lovely scent of booze-tinged ammonia VIA piss puddles from the hobos in the summer, downtown?
Do i do a vulgar 'PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'?
Do I google maps los angeles, at this address given? (Side answer: FUCK YES.) https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...7dc4f607d6952!8m2!3d34.0452441!4d-118.4189362

Next time this happens, you need to document, my brother. I'm talking FULL ON PORNFAN99 LEVELS OF ZOOM.

*sighs to myself, thinks: I really shouldnt be so curious about these incidents*

You really put a shit ton of thought into this.....should we be worried about you?

 

[xfire]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

Camera phone, brotha.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

You cannot unsee such things.
Argh!!!!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

You cannot unsee such things.
Argh!!!!

I originally thought she was giving birth to triplets.

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

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I originally thought she was giving birth to triplets.

Oh the Humanity....

 

[Torre82]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

You really put a shit ton of thought into this.....should we be worried about you?

My mind is like watching one of those infinite possibilities, different timelines science fiction cliche movies/episodes.

Which is to say, it isnt about the infinite possibilities or how beautiful any of it is...(It isnt. Why brag about finding 10 forms beauty in a turd joke?) its about a brain that hears any.. ahem, EVERYthing and then plots a million different ways to go about it.

And then you gotta put the 1990s beavis and butthead filter onto it, the devil's advocate filter, etc etc... all in all, blah blah, the damned thing flashed back to all the hobos I've seen, all the states of intoxication I was in at those times, the smell, and then I empathized with Dino and wished, like some of my friends/coworkers/acquaintances did.. and go put that shit (literally so) on instagram or send it to my phone along with a funny tagline.

Short answer: Yes. I'm fine.
(Save me I'm in pain)
Couldnt be better, considering.
(Consider unloading that .45 into my nog!)

So sure.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

My mind is like watching one of those infinite possibilities, different timelines science fiction cliche movies/episodes.

Which is to say, it isnt about the infinite possibilities or how beautiful any of it is...(It isnt. Why brag about finding 10 forms beauty in a turd joke?) its about a brain that hears any.. ahem, EVERYthing and then plots a million different ways to go about it.

And then you gotta put the 1990s beavis and butthead filter onto it, the devil's advocate filter, etc etc... all in all, blah blah, the damned thing flashed back to all the hobos I've seen, all the states of intoxication I was in at those times, the smell, and then I empathized with Dino and wished, like some of my friends/coworkers/acquaintances did.. and go put that shit (literally so) on instagram or send it to my phone along with a funny tagline.

Short answer: Yes. I'm fine.
(Save me I'm in pain)
Couldnt be better, considering.
(Consider unloading that .45 into my nog!)

So sure.

WOW! Dude, you have a gift....an eloquence. :clap: I wish I could rep you for this post.

 

[Torre82]

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WOW! Dude, you have a gift....an eloquence. :clap: I wish I could rep you for this post.

I'm just another freeones member. You'll find plenty of tortured souls, opinionated geniuses, official perverts with tenure, (have a joke:
Pervert goes to freeones.com, wanks off, takes a look at the board, skulks around for a few months, finally finds a topic he HAS TO JOIN IN ON!
He looks over at the 'Register now!" button and he is like.. AGAIN?! I'm already on the registry for this state! *rimshot* *audience laughs*

I think we all rather like each other, even if we hate each other.
Its like the military. You dont have to agree with your buds, you just share a lotta years around these cockbags and would take a shot for 'em and thats life. Kinda.

At least thats my view on it. You all have your eloquence, too.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

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Yeah, but that was a "comedy writer" worthy rant. Which is actually how I should have phrased my comment. Your talents should be making you money, and other people smile.

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Yeah, but that was a "comedy writer" worthy rant. Which is actually how I should have phrased my comment. Your talents should be making you money, and other people smile.

 

[maildude]

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How the fuck did I miss this thread??? :baconsalt:

 

[Torre82]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

Oh the Humanity....

Next hobo brushes rudely past you, in a hurry:
HEY! SAVE THAT!
*It is at this moment that you notice the pot and wooden spoon in his hands*
..... good lord.

 

[Rey C.]

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She squatted down like a baseball catcher trying to use an umbrella to cover herself up but she was too fat and I saw too much including the launching of the brown torpedo.

Keep that Houston(?) real estate guide handy, dude. It ain't about to get any better in your neck of the woods.

The only thing that takes a dump anywhere around me are some overly tame deer and five or six sexually overactive rabbits. I feel for ya. But it's the price ya pay these days to live in the "land of beautiful people."

 

[meesterperfect]

Re: I Saw A Fat Black Hobo Lady Pinch Off A Loaf Across The Street From KFC On Patricia Ave & Pico B

One time in the 6th grade my friend took a dump under the boardwalk and I stepped in it.
I wound up just leaving both my sneakers there and walked home in my socks.
It was the 80's you know, all kinds of crazy shit was happening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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The good and virtuous people who run our city could intervene helping the woman evolve to the point where she's familiar enough with the civilized world to know what a toilet is for.

Seeing how this woman was helped proves all things are possible.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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This gal could use some help too.

https://efukt.com/20899_Hooker_Accidentally_Craps_Herself_.html

 

[Rey C.]

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It was the 80's you know, all kinds of crazy shit was happening.

By my birthday, apparently I was there. But there are gaps in my memory.