I Remember Miley Cyrus Being A Cute ***

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
Now look at her. Trash bag.

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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
My ****** said the exact same thing to me, the day she found a big fat ounce of weed under my dresser, when I was in high school.....
 
There's something about being a "Disney Princess" that causes these gals to go crazy when they get to adulthood. Britney, Christina, Miley, etc.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
she just want that people talking about her that's all.
she have zero talent so she dress like Lady Gaga, cuz if she don't no one will remember her anymore.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
all I gotta say is, I'm glad I wasn't on the internet or reached the level of quasi-***** that I'm at now during my late teen, ugly, rebellious, exctasy taking days.. there's maybe 5 pics from those times and I'm not showing ANYBODY LOL!

Five pics, huh? So... uh... my real name is Sam. Yeah. Sam Fisher. I work for Apple Computer. And to enhance your user experience, I need you to give me your Apple ID, the password and your ***'s maiden name. I just need to do some file maintenance to help you out and for that I'll give you five, no TEN free iTunes downloads. Anything you want! This is seriously on the up & up. I mean, I gave you my real name, right? Plus, I'm asking you on the internet and you can't make stuff up on the internet. That's like a global law the UN ****** last year.

Oh, and you're not pals with anybody that works for the FBI are you?
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I agree, although I don't think Rey would appreciate being called "she."

Well, first I need to know how much money is involved. For a crisp fitty, one never knows...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Literally nothing about that look is attractive. If you're going to go shirtless, you should have good skin. What's all that splotchy **** by her neck?... AIDS? Also, and this should go without saying, if you're going to go topless, have some fucking tits. Otherwise, it's just awkward looking.

The fuck happened to her hair? And what's with the cigarette? Or the sunglasses? Did she get dressed in the dark?







What's wrong with the old wholesome, girl next door look? ^^
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Literally nothing about that look is attractive. If you're going to go shirtless, you should have good skin. What's all that splotchy **** by her neck?... AIDS? Also, and this should go without saying, if you're going to go topless, have some fucking tits. Otherwise, it's just awkward looking.

The fuck happened to her hair? And what's with the cigarette? Or the sunglasses? Did she get dressed in the dark?
What's wrong with the old wholesome, girl next door look? ^^

Our ********* aren't buying into Hanna Montana anymore. They've grown into...whatever that mess is.
 
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