I need to find what I can put in my asshole while masturbating tonight

[soles and toes]

If this is not your type of thing then just move along. Don't come in here just to be a dick.

Anyways I love the feeling of using my own finger and putting it in my ass while masturbating but I now want to use an object. Any suggestions? I used the end of an old toothbrush once and that did the job but I don't have tht toothbrush anymore.

 

[soles and toes]

Oh and I don't have a dildo so that's obviously not an option either.

 

[grower_boy]

Do you have any drumsticks/toy drumsticks lying around? You could also use the end of a spatula if its shaped right, or the end of a fork/butter knife.

 

[soles and toes]

Do you have any drumsticks/toy drumsticks lying around? You could also use the end of a spatula if its shaped right, or the end of a fork/butter knife.

Nope, no drumsticks. And all my silverware doesn't have the right shape. :crying:

Spatula is dirty and I'm too lazy to clean it.

 

[brodkill]

id suggest nothing

 

[grower_boy]

Well how clean does it have to be to shove up your ass? :dunno:

 

[brodkill]

id say completely clean

 

[soles and toes]

Well how clean does it have to be to shove up your ass? :dunno:

I don't want to get no infection.

 

[grower_boy]

I don't want to get no infection.

Just scrub it with dish soap and then rinse it off really good. Then just dry it with a paper towel.

You could also use the ends of markers lol. :nanner:

 

[brodkill]

I don't want to get no infection.

thts a double negative, you mean to say "i dont want to get an infection"

 

[soles and toes]

Oh shit I didn't even think of a marker! Good call on that I may end up using that if I can't think of anything else.

And yeah brodkill you're right.

 

[brodkill]

try a garden hose and then turn the water on?

 

[grower_boy]

Wouldn't the markers be even dirtier than the end of a spatula, though?

 

[soles and toes]

I bet that'd feel amazing. I don't have a garden hose though.

Dammit you raise a good point about tha markers......

How crazy would it be if I use my current toothbrush and then wash it like crazy after I'm done?

 

[feller469]

the non-business end of a plunger.

I, uh, saw, I mean, a friend of mine saw it in a video one time

 

[brodkill]

dont use the bristle end of the brush

 

[soles and toes]

the non-business end of a plunger.

I, uh, saw, I mean, a friend of mine saw it in a video one time

I'd do that but mine isn't the traditional wooden one. Mine is like plastic and it's kinda shaped weirdly. Wouldn't work trust me.

You guys are having some good ideas though......

 

[soles and toes]

dont use the bristle end of the brush

Of course I wouldn't, I'm not that crazy lol. I'd use the other end.

 

[brodkill]

smart thinking

how about a banana

 

[soles and toes]

smart thinking

how about a banana

Nah, that's taking it too far even for me lol.