I need some friends

Hi. I am new to the site and would like to make some new friends.
A little about me:
I am a self proclaimed big dick lover.
I am Billy Glide's biggest fan ( he has the most perfect penis I have ever seen)
My favorite position is ass up face down. I love taking it from behind. Having my hair pulled.
I like cowgirl where I am in charge.
I love a man's strong arms around me and a hard chest.
So, anyone wanna be friends?
 
Hiya Caroluv, welcome to the Board.:wave2:
 
Hi. I am new to the site and would like to make some new friends.
A little about me:
I am a self proclaimed big dick lover.
I am Billy Glide's biggest fan ( he has the most perfect penis I have ever seen)
My favorite position is ass up face down. I love taking it from behind. Having my hair pulled.
I like cowgirl where I am in charge.
I love a man's strong arms around me and a hard chest.
So, anyone wanna be friends?

Im confused why every guy on the board isn't asking for you to take them!!

There's your problem, right there. All the guys on the board have small dicks... :angels:
 
Sure we can be friends, but I require monthly tribute be paid to me in either currency, not American dollars mind you but...you know what baked goods with hash or marajuana mixed in is fine.
 
Im confused why every guy on the board isn't asking for you to take them!!

Pretty easy to answer: many of us do not believe that the thread starter is actually female, myself included (until proven otherwise). There have been countless cases of men trying to pose as women on this forum in pretty much the same manner, looking for "friends" and trying to cajole and excite others to kiss their ass. That's why FreeOnes has the OCSM verification process; the reason to doubt the poster's identity goes away when the name turns pink and the OCSM message appears.

Also, larss is right. :D
 
Turns out he's using multiple accounts. Extremely unsurprising. Goodbye, Caroluv aka Hard Guy aka Officially Checked Overweight Asshole. :wave: :ban2:
 
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