OK, you remember back when you were 15? Huh? And you saw your first porn model. She was better than other women-she took her clothes off! She knew what you wanted and gave you everything you expected and more. What was this cold steel thing she's sticking into her vagina? A dilso? Dilto? Dildo???
Think, at 15, lusting after busty girls in your school subconsciously, and then opening a textbook no less, to see Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I can tell you the experience led to an immediate stiffening and a discovery of why people liked "those magazines". Porn then became a quest for you to see more and more of your chosen goddess. Linsey was everything I wanted. Long flowing hair. A face that oozed sexuality. Huge breasts. Pronounced hips. Long, long legs and beautiful feet. She was more real than Maelinda, than Jo Guest and Jordan...she was womanly perfection. I remember finding out that she was a major league porn star and that there was so much you could see of her on the web...many a night spent spilling pints of semen even to get through the archives on here. Then it was Bustyland. Then Searchbigtits. All these places to see Linsey and girls like her, big busty buxom real Englishwomen. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKING WOMEN! That's what it was. Nationalism? Oh no, something much more primal. And the reason Sophie Ellis Bextors voice can make me orgasm today. The pure desire to populate ones own lan d b ut with the beast of choice! Know what I mean? Lorna Morgan is so sexy because she's both voluptuous and womanly. Even maternal. and she;s so quintessentially British. And a cheeky, smiling lovely rounded Welsh girl. Check her out actually. So in any case. The word maternal. Slight Freudian problems eh? Perhaps but hopefully not, baby. Nah. Maternal because by nature we fuck to make children. I'm just more primal and slightly less evolved than you guys. Or maybe I'm not blinkered. Maybe you're all prejudiced. I douybt it, as as much as it';s contested sadly the majority is nearly always right. Do I care? No. I will never meet anyone so I could be the guy in the bank or the bum under the bridge althopugh obviously on a library computer. So I admit it! I LOVE LINSEY DAWN MCKENZIE! FOR HER LOOKS. FOR HER NATIONALITY. FOR HER HARKENEING BACK TO PRIMEVAL MAN.
I may be a freakin' caveman in your eyes, but we're all pariahas. We all wank. We all enjoy tossing and oggling and being bad evil, sinful people. Do I care? Shit no, but you gotta understand that we're all in this together porn people.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but here's a photo for wankers cocoa tonight. I know I want it! Later people.
Think, at 15, lusting after busty girls in your school subconsciously, and then opening a textbook no less, to see Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I can tell you the experience led to an immediate stiffening and a discovery of why people liked "those magazines". Porn then became a quest for you to see more and more of your chosen goddess. Linsey was everything I wanted. Long flowing hair. A face that oozed sexuality. Huge breasts. Pronounced hips. Long, long legs and beautiful feet. She was more real than Maelinda, than Jo Guest and Jordan...she was womanly perfection. I remember finding out that she was a major league porn star and that there was so much you could see of her on the web...many a night spent spilling pints of semen even to get through the archives on here. Then it was Bustyland. Then Searchbigtits. All these places to see Linsey and girls like her, big busty buxom real Englishwomen. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKING WOMEN! That's what it was. Nationalism? Oh no, something much more primal. And the reason Sophie Ellis Bextors voice can make me orgasm today. The pure desire to populate ones own lan d b ut with the beast of choice! Know what I mean? Lorna Morgan is so sexy because she's both voluptuous and womanly. Even maternal. and she;s so quintessentially British. And a cheeky, smiling lovely rounded Welsh girl. Check her out actually. So in any case. The word maternal. Slight Freudian problems eh? Perhaps but hopefully not, baby. Nah. Maternal because by nature we fuck to make children. I'm just more primal and slightly less evolved than you guys. Or maybe I'm not blinkered. Maybe you're all prejudiced. I douybt it, as as much as it';s contested sadly the majority is nearly always right. Do I care? No. I will never meet anyone so I could be the guy in the bank or the bum under the bridge althopugh obviously on a library computer. So I admit it! I LOVE LINSEY DAWN MCKENZIE! FOR HER LOOKS. FOR HER NATIONALITY. FOR HER HARKENEING BACK TO PRIMEVAL MAN.
I may be a freakin' caveman in your eyes, but we're all pariahas. We all wank. We all enjoy tossing and oggling and being bad evil, sinful people. Do I care? Shit no, but you gotta understand that we're all in this together porn people.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but here's a photo for wankers cocoa tonight. I know I want it! Later people.
