Elektra Knight
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But you'll have a hangover at the end of the weekend... :dunno:
I mean NEVER stop drinking, lol!:glugglug::hatsoff:
Then I better make sure I have a good weekend.
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Then I better make sure I have a good weekend.
Facetious
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*Sidebar- The best way to avoid a hangover is to never stop drinking!
What do you have an IV bag full of whiskey at your bedside?
I mean, you do sleep, no?
:1orglaugh lol you don't drink that much do you? :dunno: What I mean is that you resume drinking as soon as you wake up, drink till you pass out, repeat...
:dunno:
Facetious
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Not today I don't but when I was age 18 to about say . . . 25, I sure threw a hell of a lot of kegger parties while house sitting my parents house . . . probably 100 15 gallon kegs in all. :glugglug:
Do people even throw kegger parties anymore? :dunno:
Probably not since people are so quick to file lawsuits these days.
bummer
Wal-Mart has its Christmas section up and a lot of people on here are spreading words of joy. I see the connection, and no, I am not buying you guys anything. Well, maybe for Elektra Knight and Alisa, but for the guys, I say, go stick your dick in your stocking
Aww. I got a special shout out. :shy:
Too bad I was sleeping when this was posted last night. Oh well. Thank you, darling!!! :wave2:
:glugglug:
Though ForumModuregulator upped the bar with being drunk whilst on Ambien. It's no longer simple to drink and post these days. With the troll police out with their drunk post checkpoints to drag it down.
Be responsible: Don't drink and post.
PUIs are not a laughing matter!
Too bad I was sleeping when this was posted last night. Oh well. Thank you, darling!!! :wave2:
:glugglug:
Though ForumModuregulator upped the bar with being drunk whilst on Ambien. It's no longer simple to drink and post these days. With the troll police out with their drunk post checkpoints to drag it down.
Be responsible: Don't drink and post.
PUIs are not a laughing matter!
A FUCKING DOUBLE POST!!!
:cussing:
:cussing:
PirateKing
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This was posted the night before last. Have you been time traveling?Aww. I got a special shout out. :shy:
Too bad I was sleeping when this was posted last night. Oh well. Thank you, darling!!! :wave2:
:glugglug:
Though ForumModuregulator upped the bar with being drunk whilst on Ambien. It's no longer simple to drink and post these days. With the troll police out with their drunk post checkpoints to drag it down.
Be responsible: Don't drink and post.
PUIs are not a laughing matter!
Yes. Yes I have actually!
In fact I am actually five minutes before I actually posted this here post!
Whoaaaaaa....
On my timestamp it states: Yesterday 0:35. So technically it was yesterday.
In fact I am actually five minutes before I actually posted this here post!
Whoaaaaaa....
On my timestamp it states: Yesterday 0:35. So technically it was yesterday.
PirateKing
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My timestamp says 22:35, so my time zone trumps your time zone. :tongue:
So I am from the future....
Play these lottery numbers:
4, 24, 17, 11, 6
Also do not have sex with that girl you been keeping your eye on. She has a black boyfriend and he's crazy. He'll come home as you are just about to put your willy inside of her and he will immediately shoot you in the back seven times!
The last word you will hear him say is: You can't fuck with the Skyrai.... then you die.
:hatsoff:
Enjoy your lottery winning!
Play these lottery numbers:
4, 24, 17, 11, 6
Also do not have sex with that girl you been keeping your eye on. She has a black boyfriend and he's crazy. He'll come home as you are just about to put your willy inside of her and he will immediately shoot you in the back seven times!
The last word you will hear him say is: You can't fuck with the Skyrai.... then you die.
:hatsoff:
Enjoy your lottery winning!
PirateKing
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I can't pass up poon. I'll just wear kevlar and keep a glock strapped to my thigh. Then after I cap his ass for intruding and get back to tappin that ass I'll turn to the imaginary camera and say: "talk about shooting your load".
Okay, I stole that quote from a movie. A kudos to anyone who can guess it.
Okay, I stole that quote from a movie. A kudos to anyone who can guess it.
Shoot 'Em Up?
PirateKing
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Kudos. Did you google it?
Nope. That scene is funny and sticks out. I'm shocked it did not win an Award of some sort at the Academy. I bet if it was a interracial scene set during racial turmoil it would have won. And if the girl was Halle Berry.
PirateKing
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Indeed.
Elektra Knight
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Concur.
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