I lost two friends because Whimsy is straight

Yep Dirk thinks I knew about whims perverted revelation and now he refuses to speak to me and I sure as hell won't speak to that filthy 'breeder' ever again. How on Earth was I supposed to know whims was creeping out at night and sticking his 4 incher into womens vaginas :dunno: He has disgraced his ******, his ******, his grandfather and his greatgrandfather and so on were all proud homosexuals who never had sex with any women, ever! I'll have to get Dirk a blow up ***** to try and restore some normality to his life, he was a mess the last time I saw him and was wearing Ugg Boots With Shorts. He was wearing UGG BOOTS WITH SHORTS, oh the humanity
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