When he found out I enjoyed having sex with women and not men he completely lost it. I mean he got upset. I don't know why he would act like that. He should have known. I don't understand it.
It is just not a good night.
I wish LurkingDirk the best. I'm sad our friendship went this way, if only were not for his heterophobic ways. I mean he was talking about some girl and I was all like, yeah! I'd tap her.
Next thing I know he was ballistic. Yelling, swearing, and I thought he was about to hit me but instead he went to the kitchen and started clanging around a bunch of pots and pans. Saying something about how he is going to make some kind of fruit smoothie with lots of ******* and call it a night.
I left. Only hearing the whirring of a mixer behind the door.
Farewell LurkingDirk. Maybe when you become tolerant and less mean towards the hetero lifestyle we can resume our friendship. Until then I hope you don't find a friend at the bottom of an empty ****** bottle.
Just not a good night...
It is just not a good night.
I wish LurkingDirk the best. I'm sad our friendship went this way, if only were not for his heterophobic ways. I mean he was talking about some girl and I was all like, yeah! I'd tap her.
Next thing I know he was ballistic. Yelling, swearing, and I thought he was about to hit me but instead he went to the kitchen and started clanging around a bunch of pots and pans. Saying something about how he is going to make some kind of fruit smoothie with lots of ******* and call it a night.
I left. Only hearing the whirring of a mixer behind the door.
Farewell LurkingDirk. Maybe when you become tolerant and less mean towards the hetero lifestyle we can resume our friendship. Until then I hope you don't find a friend at the bottom of an empty ****** bottle.
Just not a good night...
