who will squirt milk in my mouth as I eat cookies
I just want a lactating woman
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seriously tho, have you ever tried fetlife?
Alright, so.. everybody setle down, uncle Torre is gonna tell a story.
So once upon a time it was 2013 and I was doing my #ForeverAlone thing and browsing OKCupid for .. 'friends'.
My top 3 hits that turned out to be misses? Ooh boy.
A rich chick from chicago that paid to have me come out and fuck for hours. (like a full 8 hour shift of fucking, not just oers'dourvres of an hour or less per sesson)
A republican lady nearby that was just clueless to how life worked. She had a NICE PLACE. Good lord it was classy and rich and all that. But we stepped one foot out her building and there were homeless laying on the sidewalk. Inside rich, outside poor.
A ********* goddess that wanted to stay pregnant pretty much her whole life. Stay lactating. We're talking idiotic retarded big, fat, saggy lovely momboobies. She had some pages on fetlife and she wasnt the only one that was doing this. I highly recommend that site for hooking up with your local milk maid.
Why do I call them misses? Cuz I was searching for more than sex. A waifu. And they might've been a little eccentric. Not harmful or crazy, per se. But not my bag.
Alright, so.. everybody setle down, uncle Torre is gonna tell a story.
So once upon a time it was 2013 and I was doing my #ForeverAlone thing and browsing OKCupid for .. 'friends'.
My top 3 hits that turned out to be misses? Ooh boy.
A rich chick from chicago that paid to have me come out and fuck for hours. (like a full 8 hour shift of fucking, not just oers'dourvres of an hour or less per sesson)
A republican lady nearby that was just clueless to how life worked. She had a NICE PLACE. Good lord it was classy and rich and all that. But we stepped one foot out her building and there were homeless laying on the sidewalk. Inside rich, outside poor.
A ********* goddess that wanted to stay pregnant pretty much her whole life. Stay lactating. We're talking idiotic retarded big, fat, saggy lovely momboobies. She had some pages on fetlife and she wasnt the only one that was doing this. I highly recommend that site for hooking up with your local milk maid.
Why do I call them misses? Cuz I was searching for more than sex. A waifu. And they might've been a little eccentric. Not harmful or crazy, per se. But not my bag.
Does an asian woman ******* yellow milk?
Does a woman made of rock ******* lava?
Do inuits ******* icicles?
Does an elemental woman ******* whatever element she is (fire, water, earth.. air? spirit?) and does she ******* herself out if she continues to do it for long enough? Can she reconstitute herself after spilling herself all over the place through her tits? Well of course she can, she's an elemental.
Does a neutron star woman ******* quark-gluon plasma?
Does a black hole woman ******* Hawking radiation?
What does a male-to-female transsexual *******, if a male-to-female transsexual indeed can *******?
Did I **** that line of thinking?
Did I weird you out and fuck you up? Good.
Now, I would absolutely love to ***** breast milk from a lactating woman with swollen nipples and areolas, flowing milk from the lightest touch, driving myself deliriously horny while doing that... provided that it's induced ********* and she has never been pregnant. Perhaps even more so I would like to do the same from a convincing male-to-female transsexual's hormonally grown tits (e.g. Thais Schavinato), because that's beyond extremely rare and kinky and hot. That's an actual ******** honest opinion.
But this is the stories section motherfuckers, so going to take a very hard line here. Reading the guidelines and beyond infinitely perfectly understanding and internalizing them is absolutely mandatory. Ability to write proficiently is even more mandatory, if you intend to post any stories.
This has not been followed here. This is not a story. This is just a random-ass fetish question that should be posted to the talk section if you fish for opinions, anecdotes or whatnot, or the fetish section if you want a collection of links of milk-flowing tits. Probably shouldn't be posted there either as a new thread, because those threads already exist and have probably existed for a long time already. Shemale ********* thread to be posted separately to the shemale talk or fetish section.
Let's be absolutely clear: I don't want to see any stories posted here anymore, ever. I just want to see this section BURN. Spare your effort if you actually can write anything that isn't just short questions or otherwise abysmally, irredeemably bad, plagiarized, bait-and-switch "story continues here (link)" or a shitshower of infinitely many rule-breaking exploding septic tanks full of pus and bile or ANYTHING else that's not a proper story as per the guidelines.
In before anybody suggests: I would rather die of radiation poisoning than moderate this section.
Does a woman made of rock ******* lava?
Do inuits ******* icicles?
Does an elemental woman ******* whatever element she is (fire, water, earth.. air? spirit?) and does she ******* herself out if she continues to do it for long enough? Can she reconstitute herself after spilling herself all over the place through her tits? Well of course she can, she's an elemental.
Does a neutron star woman ******* quark-gluon plasma?
Does a black hole woman ******* Hawking radiation?
What does a male-to-female transsexual *******, if a male-to-female transsexual indeed can *******?
Did I **** that line of thinking?
Did I weird you out and fuck you up? Good.
Now, I would absolutely love to ***** breast milk from a lactating woman with swollen nipples and areolas, flowing milk from the lightest touch, driving myself deliriously horny while doing that... provided that it's induced ********* and she has never been pregnant. Perhaps even more so I would like to do the same from a convincing male-to-female transsexual's hormonally grown tits (e.g. Thais Schavinato), because that's beyond extremely rare and kinky and hot. That's an actual ******** honest opinion.
But this is the stories section motherfuckers, so going to take a very hard line here. Reading the guidelines and beyond infinitely perfectly understanding and internalizing them is absolutely mandatory. Ability to write proficiently is even more mandatory, if you intend to post any stories.
This has not been followed here. This is not a story. This is just a random-ass fetish question that should be posted to the talk section if you fish for opinions, anecdotes or whatnot, or the fetish section if you want a collection of links of milk-flowing tits. Probably shouldn't be posted there either as a new thread, because those threads already exist and have probably existed for a long time already. Shemale ********* thread to be posted separately to the shemale talk or fetish section.
Let's be absolutely clear: I don't want to see any stories posted here anymore, ever. I just want to see this section BURN. Spare your effort if you actually can write anything that isn't just short questions or otherwise abysmally, irredeemably bad, plagiarized, bait-and-switch "story continues here (link)" or a shitshower of infinitely many rule-breaking exploding septic tanks full of pus and bile or ANYTHING else that's not a proper story as per the guidelines.
In before anybody suggests: I would rather die of radiation poisoning than moderate this section.
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